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Interested In:
Friends
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Member Since:
Jan 2004
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Hometown:
Manchester, NH
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Company:
Live Wires Entertainment, NHPTV
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Celene's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/5520005
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Other education:
The school of cool, Central High School, Keene State College, University of New Hampshire
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College/University:
University of New Hampshire, Attended 1999 - 2003, Class of 2003, Bachelor's Degree, Communication
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Occupation:
Celebrity Impersonator, singer, improv comedian
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Affiliations:
Jet City Improv, Train of Thought, The Seattle Neutrino Project, Live Wires Entertainment, Live Girls Theater
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What I enjoy doing:
Improv comedy, karaoke, cooking, running, singing, making collages, writing music, driving around, not-being-in-school, not-having-a-desk-job, not-having-money-due-to-lack-of-said-desk-job, thrift store shopping, outdoor markets, living-near-water, living-in-general, being-in-love
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Favorite Books:
Games People Play (by Eric Berne), and anything by Herman Hesse
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Favorite Movies:
Napoleon Dynamite, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Big Lebowski, Waiting for Guffman, Lost in Translation, American Beauty, Safe Men, Being John Malkovich, Fargo, Rushmore, The Royal Tennenbaums, The Life Aquatic
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Favorite Music:
The Postal Service, Modest Mouse, David Bowie, Coldplay, Bjork, Billy Idol, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Portishead, Clinic, The Cure, The White Stripes, Bright Eyes, Deathcab for Cutie, Tori Amos, Radiohead, Leonard Cohen, The Shins, Rufus Wainwright, AC Newman, Jeff Buckley
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Daily Show, Seinfeld, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, MST3K, Late Nite with Conan O'Brien
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About Me:
I'm like the song on the album that you don't like at first. The one you skip over to get to the hit single. I always wanted to be the hit single. But, really, in the end - you end up liking the previously ignored track better than that vapid, overplayed single. I'd rather be an acquired taste than vapid and overplayed. Speaking of songs, check out my website www.leeni.us
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Who I Want to Meet:
You, whoever you are. I'm sure I'll learn something...
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And, for the record ... the analogy about the underplayed song on the CD is perfect. I can't stop listening. NOTHING WILL BE IN BETWEEN ME AND CELENE! ;)
Celene wants to rock right now
She's Celene and she came to get down
Celelne's not internationally known
But Celene's known to rock the
microphone
Because Celene gets stoopid, I mean
outrageous
Stay away from Celene if you're
contagious
'Cause Celene's the winner, no not the
loser
To be an M.C. is what Celene chooses
Ladies love Celene, girls adore Celene
I mean even the ones who never saw her
Like the way that Celene rhymes at a
show
The reason why, man, I don't know
So let's go, 'cause
It takes Celene to make a thing go right
(wooo haaaa wooo haaaa)
It takes Celene to make it outta sight
(wooo haaaa wooo haaaa)
It takes Celene to make a thing go right
(wooo haaaa wooo haaaa)
It takes Celene to make it outta sight
(wooo haaaa wooo haaaa)!!!!!
yet as I would like, but I know these
things. 1) She is a funny-ass
motherfucker. 2) She gives fabulous
hugs. 3) She makes really good thai ice
tea and red curry, and if you know me
those things are VERY IMPORTANT. 4)
She can pull off boots and a short skirt
like nobody's business. 5) I am very
protective of my friends, and I knew her
boy before I knew her. Not only did I
meet her and say "Hey, you're cool", I
actually said "Wait, I'm not sure HE
deserves YOU!" (Kidding.) 6) She
writes funny songs involving wieners. 7) I
am madly in love with her and kind of
want her to be my girlfriend. In a
platonic, straight-girls kind of way.
and i (that's what i always called her)
were in Macy's totally surrounded by
these Ninjas. Keep in mind the fact that
when you hang with C-dawg, this kinda
shit is constantly going down. I, of
course, wet myself instantly, and C-
dawg's all like "dude, relax". I look at
her, utterly stunned by her cool as a
cucumber laizes faire attitude as she,
much to my surprise, lights up a
cigarette and hands it to me. I go, 'what
are you cucco for cocco puffs, you know
i don't smoke" and she goes, "yeah, i
know. and neither do they, start puffin".
So i turn into the Marburo Man, and
she's a natural Virginia Slim, and within
moments, the ninja's run away doing the
Safety Dance- if you get my drift. Then
we laughed and celibrated. i have to
say, that was by far the most sex i've
EVER had in a Macy's.
Here's to gettin the band back together
again!
mwwwwaa!
always,
jamie james the kool aid kid