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      • Kelly
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      • BOOT LICKER! I miss you. Like...call me or something. I want to tell you about a funny coincidence.
      • Kelly
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      • This designerly dance-floor diva is quite the club
        crowd-pleaser. I especially enjoyed the "crawl
        through your legs" move while we were rockin' on
        the amps with some kids from california.
        Needless to say, I'm sure the club was drooling
        over her unibhibited, rhhythmic display! I'm
        surprised we didn't get home with more singles
        tucked into our bloomers. But girlfriend, where
        were you when Emily and I were running through
        the sprinklers down the middle of Grant St. at
        3am?
      • Brent
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      • "Being a LESBIAN is SO FETCH!"
      • Christina
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      • Christine darling...bring me the axe! I miss
        sharing naughty sweet dreams with you while
        discussing our strategies to be-come
        fabulously rich and famous...but I know we will
        be reunited one day soon and I eagerly
        anticipate your royal sex-i-ness here in la la
        land...
      • Andy
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      • Xanadu 4-Ever!!!
        Christine has far too many insanely
        gorgeous things going for her to list in
        this teensy, tiny little box, so instead
        I will just say thank you to the girl
        that belives
        in a muse named Olivia! Watch "I'm
        Alive" (from the afforementioned
        masterwork Xanadu) with her and you and
        she will make you believe that Wella
        Bassum girls in ribbons, barretts, and
        prarie skirts can fly! (after stepping
        out of a concrete mural of course-) even
        if you don't see it, don't worry she can
        recreate it for you in your living room!
      • Brent
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      • Hard Nut To Crack

        I'm a real hard nut to crack
        I'm unfinished and I'm undone
        You'll have to follow a very long list
        If you're gonna get me to come.

        Aaah lick my shudders, feel my facades.
        Tie my hair in a boyscout knife.
        Tell me you're mine for now....be my
        wife.
        Live for my air and the wax that I
        breathe.
        Stick it in savagely then pack your
        bags and leave.

        For I'm a real hard nut to crack.
        Yeah I'm a real hard nut to crack.
        I'm a real hard nut to crack.
        Yeah I'm a real hard nut to crack.

        Aaah! Love my aroma.
        My blood and my guts.
        But most of all.
        Do what thou must.

        Written by Kembra Pfahler
      • trix
      • Posted
      • darling..you're simply fabulous...but
        you know this already.
      • Brent
      • Posted
      • "Uh Let's get over this . . . "
        bump bump ba bump ba
        "I'm your Lovertitz . . Uh . . .
        UH let's get over this . . .
        bump bump ba bump ba
        "I'm yours . . .I'm ya . . ."
        xoxox,
        B
        PS "HOUSTON, we have a
        problem . . . "
      • Meg
      • Posted
      • Every time I've met this sexy bitch, I
        was drunk off my proverbial ass. We
        did share some funny moments together -
        though I can't really recall them in
        vivid detail because I was too drunk
        at the time. Anyhow, she probably
        remembers me best as the vodka totin'
        girl with a name similar in sound to
        female genitalia.

        -Vulva

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