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Schools (Other):
too, too many
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Occupation:
uh...
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Affiliations:
i sorta wanna say the masons but that would be a lie.
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Hobbies and Interests:
inclement weather, public radio, gamelan, electronic music... wow, thsese things i still enjoy
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Favorite Books:
Merleau-Ponty, Nabokov, Mishima, Hustler, Hannah Arendt, Wittgenstein, Frog and Toad are Friends.
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Favorite Movies:
oh, lots
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Favorite Music:
i'm overexposed--open up my cartridge lid, i swear. saturated.
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Favorite TV Shows:
arrested development...
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Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
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About Me:
perpetually underprepared boy scout
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Who I Want to Meet:
anyone else for whom diesel exhaust and tar are olfactory rapture.
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David puts the love back in Horse Love. I, as usual, am able only to put the ho back in horse. David and I used to build model feed bags and try them on the dormant elderly. For David it was an exercise in patience and respect for the aged (lest they should awaken hungry); for me it was merely an exercise in getting the feedbag around the mouth of an old sleeping woman without getting caught. It got boring - they're pretty heavily medicated, so it's not that hard. But I learned something from David that fateful day: a lesson in Horse Love.
yes. anything.
couches, read cosmo in a girly german accent, who
loves frog and toad and plays all kinds of music and
listens. to you when you talk, and to other things,
things even the softer of the species don't always
hear. He will woo your friends so that they speak of
him constantly in his absence and together you and
your friends will bemoan his unfortunate placement
halfway across the continent. While he bemoans it
as well, cause, shit. I grew up in that town too.
Better claim him now ladies, because if he gets to
40 (or was it 30? or 60?) he'll be mine. ALL MINE.
MWHAAHAHAHAHA.
and the renewal of the Droit de
Cuissage. Some traditions just get
better with time.
yogurt is to one diesel engine out of
two. Just to give you a clear idea.
fighting to shear the paradigms of
correct-ness and the west coast
traditional way of looking at taste-
less nutriment devices. His
imagination is a great inspiration,
shall is brain be conserved in jelly
for future generations of American
pioneers.
David, and he has a trail of eggy
mayonnaise trickling [pornographically]
down the edge of one side of his mouth
and tapioca pudding [also
pornographically] down the edge of the
other, and he's jumping down and
humping Mike's bed with I-house fruit
while listening to mentally challenged
obese children singing rock songs, I
think, Christ help him. Then I think,
Christ help me for loving it so much.
Then I think, I really shouldn't talk
about Jesus since I'm not Christian.
Ah, David! Ah, humanity!