Neal Hoage

I'm famous

"Begin with an oversized bull. Next pump it full of steriods for three months STRAIGHT! At the end of the third month..."

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Schools (Other):
PHS, Pitt, ACC
Occupation:
30yr old, famousity, data entry
Affiliations:
vegetarianism, fame, 100
Hobbies and Interests:
Chinese, JOY, bran and lentils, biriyanis, all music guide
About Me:
Begin with an oversized bull. Next pump it full of steriods for three months STRAIGHT! At the end of the third month inject into the bulging neck jugular half a gallon of PCP...

I do 3,000 pushups PER day. I can throw a baseball 150mph. I read voluminous epic book tomes and spell correctly whilst you are trying to print your name and look like a goat.
Who I Want to Meet:
other powerbulls

JAmon
Posted
FAMOUSITY...BAM
Neal is like a Bull on Thailand Redbull (Trademark) and methamphetamines.
The Thickness of his Famous-viscosity is = to primortal Tar fields of loss Dinosuars of yester-years. Certainly, this can be seen at first appearence.

jillian
Posted
Neal, I worry I may never see you
again. That almost made me cry once.
I stopped myself though, because I
remembered how you hated hardcore. :-)