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Hi, I used to be adorable
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"I'm in a band called The Beefalo. We're about
to change the face of progressive kindergarten rock. It's
going to be..."
More about Stewart
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College/University:
University of Massachusetts - Amherst, Attended - , Class of , Other
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Occupation:
Polyester Bride
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Hobbies and Interests:
Little Turkey, Sleep Club
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Favorite Books:
The Giving Tree, A Young Man From The Provinces, Augusten Burroughs, Fox in Sox
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Favorite Movies:
State and Main, Talented Mr Ripley, Magnolia, Wonder Boys, Fight Club
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Favorite Music:
Progressive Kindergarten Rock, Pixies, Drew, Liz Phair, Tanya Donelly, TMBG
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Favorite TV Shows:
Arrested Development, My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss, Lost, Law & Order: SVU
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Zodiac Sign:
Pisces
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About Me:
I'm in a band called The Beefalo. We're about
to change the face of progressive kindergarten rock. It's
going to be wild. You should come.
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Who I Want to Meet:
All my little fans.
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Chimpmanzee! Or a Humanzee! Or a
simian in monkey clothing. Stop
swinging from the rafters Stewie. Down
Stewie! Fine, fine, you can have my
banana, but I'm not going to pick the
lice off your skanky head BIA-TCH!!!!!!!
Carver. by girls. fat skanky girls.
CARVER RULES!
Also, it takes one beer to get him
very, very drunk. He wears glasses
sometimes, which is a drawback.
However, he eats Thai food, which
cancels out the glasses thing. He
drives a Neon. He is a vegan, which we
all know is very sad, but maybe if we
just don't talk about it, we can
ignore it. Vegans hate America.
Stewart is strapping. Also, he likes
They Might Be Giants. Also -
superdweeb is a good way to describe
him.
carrots are made from a giant carrot
called a "leg carrot". And for at
least thirty seconds, I believed him.
So I guess my point is that stewart is
a really good liar.
ever met (due to, and partly in spite
of, his obsession with perfection),
Stewart is also friendly and an
all-around-nice-guy. He doesn't like to
finish projects, yet he's remarkably
thorough when it's unwanted. For
example: once when asked to comment on a
website, he spent days writing a 10-page
paper on why it sucked and then,
realizing that wasn't enough, made his
own version of the site to illustrate
the right way to do it. Had it been my
website, my ego would've imploded in a
puff of quivering smoke. So let's just
say I'm glad Stewart's on my side. Also,
he makes a tasty smoothie.