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Interested In:
Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jun 2003
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Hometown:
San Diego
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Company:
Three's Company
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Ryan's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/554379
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Other education:
Grant Elementary
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Occupation:
Designated Hitter
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Affiliations:
A few gangs...Apple Dumplin', Getalong, and Our
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What I enjoy doing:
Buying Things, Doodling, Not Finishing Stuff
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Favorite Books:
Cat's Cradle, Where the Sidewalk Ends
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Favorite Movies:
Teen Wolf 3 (the one with Danny Pintauro), The Crocidile Dundee Trilogy, Three Men and a Donkey, Weekend At Paterno's
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Favorite Music:
Pegasus, Molten Leather, Thors' Hammer
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Favorite TV Shows:
Monkey Butler, Washed Up Movie Star Show, My Talking Bicycle, Adopted Minority Child
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Zodiac Sign:
Leo
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About Me:
I like driving in the rain with the windows open. Prank calling my ESL neighbors. Gorging myself at Shakey's, then throwing up in the arcade (behind Zaxxon). Water ballooning senior citizens. Watching TV with the mute button on and making up my own, more vulgar dialouge. Making fun of the more fortunate.
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Who I Want to Meet:
School Bus Drivers - what do they do all day?
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ridiculously smart and really hot! i met him
on friendster, and after a few emails and
phone conversations (ryan's funny), we
decided to meet in person. ryan, clearly
nervous about meeting strangers off the
internet, brought along two chaperones. the
chaperones were very nice. ryan and i, and
his two chaperones, drank loads of beer and
vodka shots in a really dark bar where they
didn't kick us out for public indecency. that
was a long time ago. ever since that
evening, all i ever got from ryan was a drunk
dial or two. actually i think ryan and i are
both guilty of that, and that (frequent drunk
dials, I mean) is when you know you've
become really good friendsters.
thanks for holding me last night.
i can't believe one thing didnt lead to
another...but it will.
put "dressing up for Renaissance
fairs" under his interests. Don't be
shy, Ryan, that corset gives you a
perfect figure!
Ryan's case real small. His boyhood
dream was to stand arm to arm with
Tattoo aka Herve Velechez of Fantasy
Island and call out that white plane.
Keep dreaming big guy!!
endused coma concussion... I awoke
three days later in the fetal position
only to find that my elbow skin and
ball sack skin had merged as one..
standing as upright as i could get (if
you've had this happen then you know
that you can never achieve correct
posture again.. ohhh, the glory days)
ryan was the first to find me naked in
the hallway doing some new break dance
moves... and he didn't even poke fun...
he just asked if i could use a scratch.
You see, he knew what its like to be a
man waking up from a 3 day coma and
have the boys be itchin'.. Ryan is a
true friendster..
When he's not talking in great
disturbing detail about fucking frozen
cats, humping aborted fetus's and
picking up kids in a magic black van
with no windows, he's a great guy.
When he is talking about those
things, i have a boner. But thats just
me.