Elissa started with the body of a model
Pussy tight as a pharmaceutical bottle
And she could swallow a whole avocado
and two forty ounce bottles
Now, when I fuck her, the shit
echoes 'cause her pussy is so hollow
Turn her fat ass sideways
Her stretch marks are like the U.S.
highways
Fuck a new nigga every friday
Talking 'bout bust a nut, bitch I'll
bust yo guts!
Wonder why i come so quick?
With that wide ass pussy and soggy tits?
I'm trying to get the shit over with,
and go to sleep!
But when I'm with my real freak on the
weekend
We fuck for two and a half hours or
three.
I noticed my old testimonial for
Elissa is extremely out of date.
Elissa has abandoned her fish tank,
added a user picture and taken to
helping the disenfranchised for a
steady paycheck since then. It's also
worth noting that she has finally come
under review from her superiors for
the disenfranchised person last seen
with her, and who "may" be scattered
about Philadelphia in 27 jars. I'm not
afraid to post it here, you evil
bitch, you can threaten my family all
you want!
Even though Ryan Foster DID NOT APPROVE
my testimonial, I know Elissa will even
though it's not really hers, so here it
is again!
Ryan wanted to stay at my parents'
apartment because they live close to
the airport and he was going to San
Diego even though he couldn't name one
of their sports teams.
Anyways, Ryan wanted to take me in the
shower with him so he could get some
practice in since he's going to be the
father of 2-3 babies.
My dad said Ryan was gay, not like
George Michael harmless gay, but John
Wayne Gacy homicidal gay, and told Ryan
to spend the night with a girl instead,
and he did. So that's how Ryan met
Heidi, and turned straight, because my
dad told him too.
Oh, and Elissa's pretty cool too.
Elissa reminds me of the great
authoress Ayn Rand in that they're both
sexy little fuck pig sluts with tits
you just want to cover in your white
hot cum. Ooooh, Ayn... I'm coming for
you... I'm gonna give it to you so
good.... So hard.... You dirty literary
whore....
Elissa Earman.
I've never known a girl to eat more 24-
Hour Mexican food.
And gyros.
Elissa loves to eat gyros.
Elissa uses gyros instead of soap in
the shower, and cucumber sauce instead
of shampoo.
Thai food?
Yeah, Elissa likes Thai.
She likes Thai egg roles so much, she's
learned to use both nostrils as pseudo-
mouths just so she could eat three egg
roles at one time.
You don't want to see Elissa eat Thai.
It's nasty.
Um, I don't know why you'd want to be
friends with Elissa. Yes, that's her
actual name, and she won't even post a
picture! Add that to the fact that she
is feeding people at a battered women's
shelter FOR FREE instead of raking in
big bucks, and, well, the sincerity is
disgusting. But I hang out with her
anyways because she has a really big
fishtank and a penchant for making my
ex-girlfriends cry.
Testimonials and Comments for Amelia
south side reprezent.
i dont like brian and frank.
please come back to me.
with all my heart...
margo
Pussy tight as a pharmaceutical bottle
And she could swallow a whole avocado
and two forty ounce bottles
Now, when I fuck her, the shit
echoes 'cause her pussy is so hollow
Turn her fat ass sideways
Her stretch marks are like the U.S.
highways
Fuck a new nigga every friday
Talking 'bout bust a nut, bitch I'll
bust yo guts!
Wonder why i come so quick?
With that wide ass pussy and soggy tits?
I'm trying to get the shit over with,
and go to sleep!
But when I'm with my real freak on the
weekend
We fuck for two and a half hours or
three.
Elissa is extremely out of date.
Elissa has abandoned her fish tank,
added a user picture and taken to
helping the disenfranchised for a
steady paycheck since then. It's also
worth noting that she has finally come
under review from her superiors for
the disenfranchised person last seen
with her, and who "may" be scattered
about Philadelphia in 27 jars. I'm not
afraid to post it here, you evil
bitch, you can threaten my family all
you want!
my testimonial, I know Elissa will even
though it's not really hers, so here it
is again!
Ryan wanted to stay at my parents'
apartment because they live close to
the airport and he was going to San
Diego even though he couldn't name one
of their sports teams.
Anyways, Ryan wanted to take me in the
shower with him so he could get some
practice in since he's going to be the
father of 2-3 babies.
My dad said Ryan was gay, not like
George Michael harmless gay, but John
Wayne Gacy homicidal gay, and told Ryan
to spend the night with a girl instead,
and he did. So that's how Ryan met
Heidi, and turned straight, because my
dad told him too.
Oh, and Elissa's pretty cool too.
elissa looks exactly like ellen. but
that's a good thing for all you lucky
pete's out there.
authoress Ayn Rand in that they're both
sexy little fuck pig sluts with tits
you just want to cover in your white
hot cum. Ooooh, Ayn... I'm coming for
you... I'm gonna give it to you so
good.... So hard.... You dirty literary
whore....
I've never known a girl to eat more 24-
Hour Mexican food.
And gyros.
Elissa loves to eat gyros.
Elissa uses gyros instead of soap in
the shower, and cucumber sauce instead
of shampoo.
Thai food?
Yeah, Elissa likes Thai.
She likes Thai egg roles so much, she's
learned to use both nostrils as pseudo-
mouths just so she could eat three egg
roles at one time.
You don't want to see Elissa eat Thai.
It's nasty.
swimwuit to the side and crap by the
side of the pool like she used to do
when she was little.
friends with Elissa. Yes, that's her
actual name, and she won't even post a
picture! Add that to the fact that she
is feeding people at a battered women's
shelter FOR FREE instead of raking in
big bucks, and, well, the sincerity is
disgusting. But I hang out with her
anyways because she has a really big
fishtank and a penchant for making my
ex-girlfriends cry.