angelica

You are pure goodness. As an angel you are always willing to help others, and are particularly adept at understanding others' concerns. You are a great friend to have!

You cook, you clean, and you know what a man wants. Although perfectly proper when entertaining company, when the lights turn off you can be wild. You could make a man very happy.

You are the protecting spirit of the group. You ensure that everyone is well-hydrated, not too-drunk, and has a ride home. Without your help, many parties would have ended very badly. When the belligerent drunk gets out of control, you are the one we pawn him off on. Everyone owes you a heart-felt "Thank You".

You're the bomb! You're so hot. You're on fire! (or soon will be, when you explode and stuff). You're crazy, a little violent, and a lot of fun. You're wild.

You are the stay-at-home mother. You like to bake cookies and clean house. You can usually keep a calm demeanor, but sometimes, well, it's time for Marge to go bad-ass.

You're not gay. You're just happy! Smiles, and kittens, and everything soft! That is what being happy is all about!

You aren't fat. You're sexy! Your lithe figure and devious curves are enough to drive your lovers crazy. You exercise, and you eat right. Have fun!

Accident, arson, there are many causes for fires. One of these causes will lead to your eventual death. You will share the fate of such greats as Joan of Arc, and heretics throughout the ages!