Friends

Mar 2003

huntington beach.

http://profiles.friendster.com/55807

expo video.

beating up nerds.

books are for nerds.

fuck revenge of the nerds.

i hate nerd bands like atom and his package.

the oc is tough.

i fucking hate nerds. if you're a nerd, don't even think
about talking to me. i'll kick your nerdy ass. i'll knock
your lunch tray out of your hands, and then i'll hit you
in the back of the head so your glasses fly off, then i'll
step on your glasses. tomorrow, when you come back to
school with your glasses taped up, i'll fucking step on
them again. fuck nerds. this website is run by a bunch of
fucking nerds. i know because if they weren't nerds they'd
be out playing football with the guys. i wanted to move to
boston cuz ct from real world is on boston and he's tough
as fucking nails, but you know what i found out? fucking
harvard's in boston! the place is overrun with fucking
nerds just waiting to impress the girls i like with their
wit and irony and quotes from books no one forced them
to read. fuck nerds! i'm kinda like that tough guy
from "grease" who's always making fun of nerds, only not
because that movie is for nerds! but if i see a nerd on
the street i'll kick his ass. if you're a nerd, don't come
to my street, i'll fucking kick your ass. if you come to
my video store to rent "revenge of the nerds", i'll kick
your ass. if you rent "meatballs three" where that nerdy
guy tries to hook up with the ghost of the porn star, i'll
kick your ass. i fucking hate movies with nerds in them.
fuck that movie "good will hunting". it's all about a
tough guy from southie actually being a nerd, trying to
say that deep down inside we all want to be nerds or
something. fuck that! i'd rather be dead then be a nerd.
and another thing, nerds are always saying nerdy shit to
you like "one day you'll be serving me fries!" or "one day
you'll be cleaning the toilets in my office at the company
i'm the CEO of!" or "one day i'll have a hot wife like
bill gates does!". fuck you nerds. fuck you and your "one
day"s. there's only one day i care about, and that's
today, the day when i kick your ass for being such a nerd.
and fuck nerd bands, those nerdy ass bands that wear
sweaters and polyester in the middle of august. i hate
that shit. i wanna beat all those bands up. fuck weezer.
bunch of fucking nerds in that band. they should all be
shot. if i had a shotgun, i'd shoot weezer. and another
thing, didn't you hate it in high school when some nerd
always answered the question in algebra two after the
teacher had called on you just to make you look like a
retard? i fucking hate nerds that pull that kind of shit.
or when you're taking a big physics midterm and the nerd
next to you won't let you copy. you're like "psst, hey
nerd, let me copy" and he's all "this isn't a group
activity!" and does that thing, you know, where they put
their fucking arm around their paper and hunch over like
it's the third fucking grade or something. ooh, you better
believe i want to kick a nerd's ass when he does something
like that. nerds never talk shit to me because a) they
know better and b) i don't have a fucking nerdy ham radio,
because i think that's the only way those fucking nerds
communicate with each other. and another thing, fuck nerds
who try to impress the chearleaders i hang out with by
helping them with their fucking french homework. just
because you were a fruitcake and took french in highschool
doesn't mean you can try to get your greasy, chess
playing, nerdy hands on my girlfriend. i should kick your
fucking ass for that shit. nerds only get girlfriends when
they make them, like in the shitty movie "weird science".
bunch of fucking nerds in that movie. it's like the story
of every nerds life. they can't get a real girl so they
have to make one. usually nerds just make one up. ever
notice how when a nerd talks about his girlfriend, she
always "goes to another school" or "lives far away"? it's
like when that nerd in "the breakfast club" is talking
about fucking the girl from niagra falls. you know she
doesn't exist! and don't you hate it when nerds talk to
other nerds about computers when you're sitting right next
to them? hey nerd, if you ever invite me to one of your
lan parties, i'm gonna kick your ass. in fact, you
wouldn't even get that far, because i'd kick your ass
anyways for even talking to me. no, scratch that; i'd kick
your ass for even LOOKING at me. you better watch your
back nerds, because i'm fucking sick of you. down with
nerds, up with miniskirts.

i'd like to meet a nerd, so i could kick his fucking ass.