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      • Edward Pack
      • Posted
      • Andy may "B. Gross" but he also B. very smart
        and very funny and a good friend.
        He also B. very entertaining when he B. drunk.
      • Katrina
      • Posted
      • Andy has great taste in the music and
        the ladies, and he hosts with the most,
        even if his visitors are sick &
        unexpected. Excellent experience, check.
        Would recommend to friends, check.
      • Jason
      • Posted
      • MOPAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        I think Andy has an elevated level of
        adrenaline that his is working on all
        of the time. Andy do you sleep? You
        may think Andy is a cute little girl
        from behind with those curly locks of
        his but he definately likes the ladies
        (but I suspect Leah wears the pants)
        Yeah, I like Andy - there's no one he
        reminds me of. Unique
      • Joe M
      • Posted
      • Andy and I have known each other for
        years and years. I now know that he is
        my friend for reals. We were in a raft
        on the Clackamas River last weekend.
        We were thrown into a tree by the
        rapids, we were taking on water due to
        Andy's ass hanging out the boat. In an
        instant, I chose to pull my friend back
        in the boat rather than kick him into
        the river and continue on alone. It's
        true. 56465-99/88
      • Erica
      • Posted
      • That's funny what Jenni said about
        Andy's hair b/c the first time I met
        Andy I knew I'd seen him before, but
        something was missing. I made
        him show me his driver's license,
        and sure enough, there in the photo
        was the big hair that he was missing
        from his head. One of the many
        reasons that I love Andy is b/c he's
        always game to eat strange asian
        cuisine with me. Would you like a
        beer Andy? I'll have one....Beer
        please.
      • Jenni
      • Posted
      • Once, Andy asked me to cut his hair. "No
        Way," said I! But he finally wore me down by
        getting me drunk. I cut off all of his hair until
        he looked like a little matted summer sheep.
        Then everyone got mad at me. "You cut off
        his lamby curls," they said. "We hate you!"
        Then people started putting hairballs in my
        shower cubby. I haven't cut anyone's hair
        since. The moral of this story is: if you get
        drunk with Andy, be sure to eat at least 3
        Mommy McMuffins first to soak up the
        alcohol. That way, you won't end up doing
        something you regret.
      • Elizabeth
      • Posted
      • Besides having the glossiest,
        greasiest, most rock and roll hair ever
        engineered in a lab, Andy has smarts,
        focus, a smoldering gaze, mega-chouette
        burrito-making skills, butch moving-day
        sinews, trucker mouth and a heart of
        gold. Ho, brother. My spirit cup
        overfloweth for you.
      • Jack R.
      • Posted
      • Andy is a f'n sweetheart. He taught me
        calculus. We drink whisky together, and play
        cards. I hope those provincial oregonians
        finally get fed up with the stinking lousy
        californians that have invaded their state, and
        send the sweet little bastard back home! (On
        some elaborate trans-state log flume, no
        doubt.) Andy's kung-fu is strong.
      • Leah
      • Posted
      • andy's my honey and i think he's pretty
        hot! i love his version of 'pillow
        talk': explanations of chemical
        formulas & reactions, the intimate
        workings of car engines (including
        diagrams), and the musical supremacy of
        synths!
      • Meter
      • Posted
      • how come no picture andy? Andy is an
        undercover macdaddy who does the nasty on
        the regular.
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