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"Passionate, sarcastic, cynical, energetic. Too smart for
my own good. Too dumb not to say it. Love taking a shower..."
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Occupation:
Television
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Hobbies and Interests:
Working, playing, writing, dancing, kicking, running, breathing as long and as pleasureably as possible
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Favorite Books:
The Velveteen Rabbit, Where the Wild Things Are, Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Day. The Road Less Traveled, The Words (Sartre), The Awakening, Letters to a Young Poet, Six by Seuss
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Favorite Movies:
Anything John Hughes, Goonies, Almost Famous, Say Anything, The Graduate, It Happened One Night, and my Bat Mitzvah video.
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Favorite Music:
Radiohead, Morcheeba, Beta Band, Oakenfold, BT, Groove Armada, The Cure, Olive, Thievery Corporation
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Favorite TV Shows:
Now? Lost, Nip/Tuck, Degrassi Next Gen. Ever? My So-Called Life, Twin Peaks, Freaks and Geeks, and all classic television (hello, Nick at Nite and reruns on weekdays...)
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Zodiac Sign:
Pisces
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About Me:
Passionate, sarcastic, cynical, energetic. Too smart for
my own good. Too dumb not to say it. Love taking a shower
after a good sweat. Hate being dirty, love getting that
way. It's all about process. And good energy -- both giving and getting.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'm addicted to people. I want to meet everyone. I want to meet you! Unless you're a douche.
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if this is the Lauren I knew.
that she calls them on Valentine's Day
just to let them know... and for that
(and many other reasons) I love her.
laconic and lysergic. Her dimples
the perfect place to hide a getaway
car after a liquor store heist. The
word on the street is that her
roundhouse kick needs a bit of
tweaking, but otherwise she's a force
with which to be reckoned. Oh, and
also a connoisseur of pizza - you can
ask her about recommendations in
the greater los angeles area.
Jewish weddings. L'chaim!
once. Even though I turned out to be
gay, the date went wel
Lauren. In the week we worked
together, she recovered from a
paintball fight, attended a pumpkin
carving contest, organized an executive
suite of records, proposed what will be
*the* book about Jewish girls and oral
sex (yeah, we do), reduced me to tears
of laughter, obtained a better job, and
schooled me in the art of the arched
eyebrow. In a week. I don't even know
what she did with her nights. Lauren
logline: Arch, clever, mischievous, and
randy.
Which is exactly why I love her. For
someone who can be counted on to make
me laugh when I need it, be a shoulder
to cry on when I need it, tease me when
I deserve it, and motivate me when I
don't want it, Lauren can't be beat.
He he. Beat Lauren. Kinky.
might tell you she can, and be
stronger and more coordinated and
braver than me, but i could still kick
her ass. that's because i'm her big
sister. and i think i scare the girl a
little bit. but she likes it. and i like
her! knowing she's around always
makes me try harder, at writing and
partying and being a good friend, and
yes, even in kickboxing class. so
thank you gussis. you kick ass! :)
first she thought that the lessons
would allow her to kick my ass. I know
because she would often say, "I could
kick your ass." Well after I bloodied
her nose a few times, she knew she was
wrong. And she admitted it. That's just
the way she is. Of course I punched her
in the face again. That's just the way
I am.
planted her in rich soil and watered
her every day, within two to four weeks
she would sprout into a vine that
stretched up to the sky. If you
climbed her, she would take you to the
Land of Lauren, where everything you'd
see would look like a Tootsie Roll, and
nobody ever cried. Or, possibly,
Uzbekistan. A++!