Lauren Gussis

      "Passionate, sarcastic, cynical, energetic. Too smart for my own good. Too dumb not to say it. Love taking a shower..."

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      • David
      • Posted
      • Um, Lauren? Oral sex? I don't know
        if this is the Lauren I knew.
      • Larissa
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      • Lauren loves the ones she loves so much
        that she calls them on Valentine's Day
        just to let them know... and for that
        (and many other reasons) I love her.
      • Mark
      • Posted
      • Her wit's a perfect combination of
        laconic and lysergic. Her dimples
        the perfect place to hide a getaway
        car after a liquor store heist. The
        word on the street is that her
        roundhouse kick needs a bit of
        tweaking, but otherwise she's a force
        with which to be reckoned. Oh, and
        also a connoisseur of pizza - you can
        ask her about recommendations in
        the greater los angeles area.
      • Parvesh
      • Posted
      • Lauren is my favorite dance partner at
        Jewish weddings. L'chaim!
      • Doug
      • Posted
      • Lauren went on a blind date with me
        once. Even though I turned out to be
        gay, the date went wel
      • lbj
      • Posted
      • There is nothing wanna-be about
        Lauren. In the week we worked
        together, she recovered from a
        paintball fight, attended a pumpkin
        carving contest, organized an executive
        suite of records, proposed what will be
        *the* book about Jewish girls and oral
        sex (yeah, we do), reduced me to tears
        of laughter, obtained a better job, and
        schooled me in the art of the arched
        eyebrow. In a week. I don't even know
        what she did with her nights. Lauren
        logline: Arch, clever, mischievous, and
        randy.
      • Julie
      • Posted
      • Lauren is the dirtiest person I know.
        Which is exactly why I love her. For
        someone who can be counted on to make
        me laugh when I need it, be a shoulder
        to cry on when I need it, tease me when
        I deserve it, and motivate me when I
        don't want it, Lauren can't be beat.
        He he. Beat Lauren. Kinky.
      • Veronica
      • Posted
      • lauren couldn't kick my ass. she
        might tell you she can, and be
        stronger and more coordinated and
        braver than me, but i could still kick
        her ass. that's because i'm her big
        sister. and i think i scare the girl a
        little bit. but she likes it. and i like
        her! knowing she's around always
        makes me try harder, at writing and
        partying and being a good friend, and
        yes, even in kickboxing class. so
        thank you gussis. you kick ass! :)
      • Mike
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      • Lauren's been taking kickboxing. At
        first she thought that the lessons
        would allow her to kick my ass. I know
        because she would often say, "I could
        kick your ass." Well after I bloodied
        her nose a few times, she knew she was
        wrong. And she admitted it. That's just
        the way she is. Of course I punched her
        in the face again. That's just the way
        I am.
      • Benjamin
      • Posted
      • If Lauren were a magic bean, and you
        planted her in rich soil and watered
        her every day, within two to four weeks
        she would sprout into a vine that
        stretched up to the sky. If you
        climbed her, she would take you to the
        Land of Lauren, where everything you'd
        see would look like a Tootsie Roll, and
        nobody ever cried. Or, possibly,
        Uzbekistan. A++!

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