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      Brian Faucette
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      • Jenn
      • Posted
      • I first met Brian at 1991's Wyoming
        regional Plumbing Convention. I was
        taken by his passion for 19th century
        limestone deposits. Since then our
        meetings are brief and scattered at
        best, but, let me tell you...that man
        can plunge!
      • Maura
      • Posted
      • but seriously there's nothing much
        beyond. Brian is the end of existance.
        But don't quote me or anything. I'm
        drunk. **?&^&
      • David
      • Posted
      • i really miss brians boobies, english
        boobies dont cut it.
      • Ayse
      • Posted
      • What can one say about Brian really...
        i mean, so much achieieved in so little
        time, the world shook to its
        foundations, revolutions come and gone,
        wars fought, lost, won, millions
        slaughtered...
      • Jacques
      • Posted
      • in a world full of shampoo..brian is the
        conditioner...in a room full of
        cigarette ash, brian is the incense...in
        a mind full of regret, brian is the two
        forties you just downed...in a testicle
        full of semen, brian is the vagina. In
        the atom full of quarks, brian is the
        virus that finally kills you all off.
      • chris
      • Posted
      • When I met Brian i just thought he was
        a stoner. It turns out he was, but he
        was so obnoxiously persistent in trying
        to get my attention that i eventually
        came to love and accept him as my own.
        Now we are the best of friends. Brian
        talks alot of game, but one time when
        we got hit on by some hot seventh
        graders he totally pussed out.
      • Alex
      • Posted
      • Just look at this picture of brian.. is he not
        the most tender thing you've ever seen in
        your life. Sure, sometimes he acts like a fool,
        and yes, caitlin brought up the fact that he
        does compulsively feel the need to "rap", but
        i swear the moment i met him, the night i first
        visited his grimy, dilapidated home (with
        ruthie by my side) I thought to me self, i want
        this strange lanky bastard to be mine. So
        after ample and absurd determination i
        finally tricked him into being my boyfriend.
        look at this fucking picture!!! jesus h...
      • Rubang is DEAD
      • Posted
      • Yo Brian is so doak that one time we
        got drunk for like 30 hours straight,
        and I almost got kicked out of a party
        for spilling somebody's drink trying to
        breakdance, and then we passed out,
        woke up drunk, kept drinking, and
        instead of going home and changing we
        walked to a thrift store and bought new
        clothes and wore them over our old
        clothes and then we grabbed every
        single thing we could find and stacked
        it into a giant sculpture of death as a
        tribute to Lobsters and Ghosts and then
        we tried to race to Alex's house butt I
        split my leg open so then we went to
        the hospital and then we went to
        another party, butt we were late so
        they were out of booze 'cuz they
        fucking sucked shit so I guess that was
        it butt we would've kept drinking
        though, I swear, 'cuz that's how you
        kick it with Brian. 3 booyahs to this
        man: booyahbooyahbooyah.
      • Em
      • Posted
      • brian is wonderfully tall. and i wish
        his drawl was a little thicker. but
        whatever.

        hes definitely a rad kid. always down
        to party. always makes a person feel
        welcome. he pretty much rules.

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