-Eldo- Kuriakose

Hempstead Elementary, Colton Middle school Kakiat Jr. High, RAMAPO High, STONY BROOK

State University of New York - Stony Brook, Attended 2000 - 2004, Class of 2004, Other

C2 (GAMMA SIDEWAYS OMEGA TAU)

i wanted to be a comedian.....soo at a family event I announced it to my parents.......everyone started laughing HYSTERICALLY.....AT THAT POINT...I KNEW MY TRUE CALLING!

Da Vinci Code.....Cat In the Hat....Dr. Suess....that nigga can spit some ill shit..

Eddie murphy Delirious, EQUILIBRIUM, The Returner

REGGAE, HIPPITY HOP, SOCA, REGGAETON

LOST, NIPTUCK, SMALLVILLE IS STILL ROCKIN......NARUTOO...hehe

Aries

As you adequately put, the problem is choice. But we already know what you're going to do, don't we? Already I can see the chain reaction, the chemical precursors that signal the onset of emotion, designed specifically to overwhelm logic, and reason. An emotion that is already blinding you from the simple, and obvious truth: she is going to FART, and there is nothing that you can do to stop it.



Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I..... Are you aware of the discovery in the human body of a nerve that connects the eyeball to the asshole? It is called the anal optic nerve. It is responsible for giving people a sh*tty outlook on life. If you don't believe me, pulla hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking. fact:It's physically impossible for you to lick your Eldo...i mean elbo but imagine licking ur Eldo.....