Liz Morris

Female, 29, In a Relationship
Interested In: Just looking around
Member Since: Jan 2004
Location: Chicago, IL
Hometown: Hotlanta, GA
Company: no thanks
Liz's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/5602736

"I invented Post-Its and Hot Pockets.I enjoy eating and taking naps.I am boring and mean. I hate hot weather and people with..."

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Schools (Other):
Marietta High School, GSU
Occupation:
Union Organizer/Prom Queen
Affiliations:
SEIU
Hobbies and Interests:
Prank calls late at night when I am drunk, alienating friends and family
Favorite Books:
The Corrections, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Confederacy of Dunces
Favorite Movies:
Waiting for Guffman, Weekend at Bernie's II, Posion Ivy I and II
Favorite Music:
Lucinda Williams, Jeff Buckley, Elton John, anything old and kinda lame, the Pixies
Favorite TV Shows:
Law and Order, Extreme Makeover, Extreme Elimination Challenge, All that is extreme
Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
About Me:
I invented Post-Its and Hot Pockets.I enjoy eating and taking naps.I am boring and mean. I hate hot weather and people with looney tunes tattoos. I like people and things that make me laugh. My favorite thing in the world is dogs dressed as people.
Who I Want to Meet:
People in Chicago who are NOT union organizers and long lost,rich relatives who are in poor health. People who want to join my book gang.

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Daniel
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What people dont know about Liz is how much of a humanitarian she is. Not only does she embrace people of all races,creeds, sexual orientations, ages, and genders sexually, but during the blizzard of 2000 she blew homeless guys to keep them warm. Her heart is bigger than her chacha!

Daniel
Posted
As a best friend, she sucks. But as a lover, she makes an excellent submissive bottom

Molli
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I have recently learned that Liz has the ability to make dead gross bloody rats materialize just by saying "Flat rat". I'm not saying she's a super hero and I'm not sure how this talent is a plus for the world. However it could be useful if she wanted to change careers and beome a professional plague spreading villian. Come on Liz just think about it. I could be your side kick, but we'll have to figure out my evil powers.

Laura
Posted
Liz, known to me as "Tierra de Diablo Hispano-fuego" is buttercups and daisies. Thunder, lightning, rain,
and all the side dishes.

Grant
Posted
I am Liz's boyfriend. I am really hot, really dumb and really irritable. The combination of these three things make Liz a really bad target for all of you smart, ugly guys.

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