Cha-Chee

slave to kxlu, p-i-m-p, c-r-i-p, G

playing records, beer, food, kxlu, your face, sexy dancing, killing kittens, bad jokes, anything with lazers

Chuck Palahniuk, Hunter S. Thompson

bubble boy, Rookie of the Year, Under Siege, Point Break, Predator 2, Lethal Weapon, The Bear, Barbarosa, The Buddy Holly Story, Blood Sport

at the drive in, gravy train!!!, !!!, soviet, murder city, i am spoonbender, le savy fav, lighting bolt, dirty sanchez, the rapture, arab on radar, captain ahab, 400 blows, n.o.i.a., magas, adult, styx, snoop

Im with Busey, Law & Order

i had a dream about a month ago:
i was riding bikes with jessica, and then i went to this
friends house
from high school that i used to play golf with, who i
havent thought
about in like 3 years. he was haveing aparty. and we drank
beer.
then me and jessica left on our bikes riding around my
old 'hood.
and then she was ridding, and i was ridding, (the bikes).
and then
she knocked on some ones door. and then i rembered that,
that
was gary busey's house that she was dorr knocking on. and
then i
was scared. but then she waved me over. so i came over. and
then
busey invided us in. he was taking weird pictures. it was
like a
photo shoot of some kind. and then the was weird black and
white
art work on the walls. and then he was like "would you like
to do
some coke?" we said yes. it was peach flavored coke. the
coke
was really just normal coke. just it had peaches in it. and
so the
peach juice make it taste like peach. it reminded me of
orange
smint. and you snorted around the peaches. like a skier
avoiding
the peach trees speeding down the white slopes of the alps.
and
then after that you would eat the peaches and it was tasty.
and
then jessica and i went bike riding with busey. it was
amazing. i
wish i never woke up.

and for the record:
I don't know what you heard about me
But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a motherfucking P-I-M-P

Enrique Iglesias