pai chi...I've known this girl since
high school and I remember during PE
class she got hit by a volleyball
that's why she is so dumb, j/k :) she
can be very smart......Well, now we are
in college, we always hang out but even
after college I know we are gonna be
friends foreverrrr...
All right cuz, its time to let the
world know the truth about you. No
more of this nice talk other people
been leaving you:
First of all, Peggy is way too popular
for her own damn good. I'm her
freaking cousin and we hardly get a
chance to grab lunch or dinner every
now and then cause she's too damn
busy. Oh yeah, she's a P-I-M-P-S-T-R-
E-S-S as well. Everywhere she goes,
there is a line of anxious young
suitors. They follow with their
tongues hanging out, waiting to carry
out any of Peggy's wishes. They sleep
on her lawn and at times she calls on
me to beat them off with a large stick
or even my own shoes. Despite Peggy's
lack of time for her own family (ME!)
and her blatant abuse of her pimpism
and charm (it runs in the fam), she is
a down ass mama. When we DO get to
hang out, it is always fun and
relaxing. She always checks in to see
how I'm doing and always wears that
shy smile. I am proud to have this
one as my cousin and any of you would
be proud to have her as a friend.
To Peggy:
Cuz, you really need to quit your
whack-ass job and come work at Bobioca
with me. Oh yeah, and what is with
that picture? Your hands look a
little swollen. Love ya cuz.
Peggy is a stick, but we cool even
though she added creamer to my chicken
strips and my mash potatos. She did
something to my drink too. Its all
good, shes really cool and funny!
Peggy's a cool gal and fun to hang
with. She's athletic like her
bro...see likes to talk smack tho!!! so
i say to her...bring it on girly!!! ill
whoop u up !! muwahaha
what can i say about peggy, actually
nothings since i dont know her to well.
she wont hang out with the homo*er.
Drinking buddy? (refers to other
testimonial) how come you wont drink
with me? we can share a few DUFF beers.
Duff man says duff beer make you feel
good, OH YEAH!
Peggy talks in the unintelligible
language known as this:
asdfjasdkfjadsfjasd;lkfasdf. I only
use it when I make fun of her. I think
she's a cool person...but looking at
that pic of hers...I can't really tell
anymore. :P
high school and I remember during PE
class she got hit by a volleyball
that's why she is so dumb, j/k :) she
can be very smart......Well, now we are
in college, we always hang out but even
after college I know we are gonna be
friends foreverrrr...
world know the truth about you. No
more of this nice talk other people
been leaving you:
First of all, Peggy is way too popular
for her own damn good. I'm her
freaking cousin and we hardly get a
chance to grab lunch or dinner every
now and then cause she's too damn
busy. Oh yeah, she's a P-I-M-P-S-T-R-
E-S-S as well. Everywhere she goes,
there is a line of anxious young
suitors. They follow with their
tongues hanging out, waiting to carry
out any of Peggy's wishes. They sleep
on her lawn and at times she calls on
me to beat them off with a large stick
or even my own shoes. Despite Peggy's
lack of time for her own family (ME!)
and her blatant abuse of her pimpism
and charm (it runs in the fam), she is
a down ass mama. When we DO get to
hang out, it is always fun and
relaxing. She always checks in to see
how I'm doing and always wears that
shy smile. I am proud to have this
one as my cousin and any of you would
be proud to have her as a friend.
To Peggy:
Cuz, you really need to quit your
whack-ass job and come work at Bobioca
with me. Oh yeah, and what is with
that picture? Your hands look a
little swollen. Love ya cuz.
though she added creamer to my chicken
strips and my mash potatos. She did
something to my drink too. Its all
good, shes really cool and funny!
with. She's athletic like her
bro...see likes to talk smack tho!!! so
i say to her...bring it on girly!!! ill
whoop u up !! muwahaha
PS it's not cheating.. it's call skills
nothings since i dont know her to well.
she wont hang out with the homo*er.
Drinking buddy? (refers to other
testimonial) how come you wont drink
with me? we can share a few DUFF beers.
Duff man says duff beer make you feel
good, OH YEAH!
out with her... she's too cool for
me. blah*
language known as this:
asdfjasdkfjadsfjasd;lkfasdf. I only
use it when I make fun of her. I think
she's a cool person...but looking at
that pic of hers...I can't really tell
anymore. :P
this Peggy more. She is pretty.