The Greek god of gods, Zeus is possibly the most powerful of them all! He wields the thunderbolt, and rules the thunder and the sky. Zeus sits at Mount Olympus, home of the Greek pantheon, where he watches over the affairs of gods and men.

As a noble hare you are well respected, adored even. The opposite sex finds you irresistible; you are quite the charmer. In addition to being a lover, however, you are also a philosopher. You are deeply familiar with the mysteries of this world, and so you are a great resource for advice.

You're no moron; you're a smart cookie. You read, and write, and do all of that other smart stuff. You probably have an extensive library of tomes, and you probably have cool looking spectacles.

He was a mean man. Just like you! He did naughty things. Don't repeat his mistakes. Don't invade Russia.

You are a pirate! Yes, piracy IS a felony. You board ships, take prisoners, and drink rum! The life of the pirate is one of fun and adventure. Enjoy yourself!

You will be happy without money. You will realize that money isn't necessary for a happy life. Good friends and good times are the true keys to success.

Cute people are highly suspicious! Because you're cute, people naturally trust you. That trust, however, may be misplaced. Often a cute demeanor is merely the cover for a nefarious person.

Being mean is fun. Fun for you, and fun for the submissives that date you. Some people find your meanness mad sexy. Others are intimidated by it. Forget the people that don't like you, and kick some ass!

You are a rascal, and a social deviant. You are happiest when you're causing trouble, and pissing off the authorities. A cherry bomb down the toilet or tagging your name? Who knows what you are going to do next!

Your in love. It's adorable; it's almost sickening. You and your lover look at each other like you two are the only people in the world. When you two aren't together, you think of each other, and yearn for the next meeting.

You're not gay. You're straight. Why do you need a quiz to tell you that? Are you insecure about your sexuality?

You aren't fat. You're buff! Your muscular body drives them all crazy with lust. Your strong arms are helpful when moving automobiles and other large objects, and your strong legs propel you quickly towards any goal. You're awesome.