She's a great friend. Crystal once
stuffed several steamed buns in her
mouth in order to sneak into my support
group for people with elephantiasis. I
should have told her that the group was
for people with elephantiasis in the
exterior reproductive organs. Its the
thought that counts...
A vicious, cold-blooded mercenary known
for disemboweling and beheading her
enemies. Once beat a street beggar to
death with his own shoes for
saying "thanks" instead of "God bless
you". Stole the last living Green
Mountain owl from the Pacific National
Zoo and ate it raw in front of hundreds
of terrified schoolchildren.
Frequently cited in psychology
textbooks as an example for 81 forms of
sociopathic behavior. Dangerous,
heartless, pure evil down to the very
core of her soul. Avoid at all costs.
A shoft friend till the end, Crystal
is the absolute best. I've known her
since I was 11 - through perms, guess
jean jackets, high school drama and a
little adult drama as well. Her
laughter is contagious, which might
explain the 20,000 other friends she
seems to juggle.
This powerpuff grrl, also known
as 'Crystalicious', or just 'licious',
can turn dust into gold. Every time she
crosses my mental landscape I feel
groovy all over.
At the risk of sounding like a mere
lackey in the entourage, I'd have to
say that Crystal is the quintessential
triple-threat. She has intelligence
(with wisdom beyond her years); a
glowing and welcoming personality and;
stunning physical beauty all of which
have combined to make her the kind of
graceful, radiant woman with whom you
just want to spend time (Some of us are
practicing voodoo rights to try to get
her to move to our town). You should
see the way her eyes sparkle on Cloud
9. Plus, her skin turns such a
wonderful shade of pink when she had a
bit too much to drink.
slick and foxy,
wise and kooky
it makes me dizzy.
stuffed several steamed buns in her
mouth in order to sneak into my support
group for people with elephantiasis. I
should have told her that the group was
for people with elephantiasis in the
exterior reproductive organs. Its the
thought that counts...
nitrogen-based fertilizers....
for disemboweling and beheading her
enemies. Once beat a street beggar to
death with his own shoes for
saying "thanks" instead of "God bless
you". Stole the last living Green
Mountain owl from the Pacific National
Zoo and ate it raw in front of hundreds
of terrified schoolchildren.
Frequently cited in psychology
textbooks as an example for 81 forms of
sociopathic behavior. Dangerous,
heartless, pure evil down to the very
core of her soul. Avoid at all costs.
is the absolute best. I've known her
since I was 11 - through perms, guess
jean jackets, high school drama and a
little adult drama as well. Her
laughter is contagious, which might
explain the 20,000 other friends she
seems to juggle.
as 'Crystalicious', or just 'licious',
can turn dust into gold. Every time she
crosses my mental landscape I feel
groovy all over.
lackey in the entourage, I'd have to
say that Crystal is the quintessential
triple-threat. She has intelligence
(with wisdom beyond her years); a
glowing and welcoming personality and;
stunning physical beauty all of which
have combined to make her the kind of
graceful, radiant woman with whom you
just want to spend time (Some of us are
practicing voodoo rights to try to get
her to move to our town). You should
see the way her eyes sparkle on Cloud
9. Plus, her skin turns such a
wonderful shade of pink when she had a
bit too much to drink.
depth and real cool. SF isnt the same
without her. My favorite quote of
hers': "Love in the time of SARS".