Jiaren Lau

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Hi, I'm Jiaren...
learn it, live it, love it...

The Jiaren is a life-size action figure that comes together with two eyes, one nose preinstalled with two nostrils, and one huge mouth. Only one was manufactured by the almighty God on the 9th of October 1986 and continues to have an ever increasing retail value of * some text missing * The package comes bundled with the following accesories:
1x watch;
1x wallet(empty);
1x handkerchief;
1x pda;
1x handphone;

Because this is a one of a kind product, there was no software support given for it. Therefore, the operating system and firmware of his puny 3-bit brain cannot be updated which means the owner will have to deal with slow response rate, low IQ, and an extremely errorneous interface. Jiaren's brain was based on 1986 chip architecture which consumes more energy than its modern day counterparts. However, the Jiaren was a scientific breakthrough and runs on fusion which means it can survive by simply consuming any human edible objects.

This product does NOT comply with part 15 of the FCC rules and the Malaysian ICES-003. Operation is subject to BREAK the following two conditions:(1)This device may not cause harmful interference and (2)This device must accept any interference received including interference that may cause undesired operation.

If you would like to know more about this unique product, please add me. My email address is neraij@yahoo.com

Batteries not included.

lets see.... who do I wanna meet... hmm... lets start with you(yes you! ..the one with nothing better to do than reading this thingie)... and then ur friend... and then her friend(...or his...) and so on and so forth until death do us part...

eh, whoops. lets try again:
...and so on and so forth until I get bored with this thing or I reach the maximum possible amount of friends whichever coms first...

Ok lah, I malas wanna type liaw... if you have read this far, then CONGRATULATIONS!!! ...on having too much time on your hands... Now add me and then go do something useful like playing in the microwave or prove that the law or gravity doesn't exist, I don't care...