Amir Zachey

Cute people are highly suspicious! Because you're cute, people naturally trust you. That trust, however, may be misplaced. Often a cute demeanor is merely the cover for a nefarious person.

You cook, you clean, and you know what a man wants. Although perfectly proper when entertaining company, when the lights turn off you can be wild. You could make a man very happy.

You are the protecting spirit of the group. You ensure that everyone is well-hydrated, not too-drunk, and has a ride home. Without your help, many parties would have ended very badly. When the belligerent drunk gets out of control, you are the one we pawn him off on. Everyone owes you a heart-felt "Thank You".

Your in love. It's adorable; it's almost sickening. You and your lover look at each other like you two are the only people in the world. When you two aren't together, you think of each other, and yearn for the next meeting.

You're not gay. You're straight. Why do you need a quiz to tell you that? Are you insecure about your sexuality?

Your corrosive personality has made you a few enemies in your time. Even your friends can find you a bit disagreeable. At some point one of these enemies (or friends) will become so tired of your antics that he will poison you. Cool.