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      "I'm like a one-eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store."

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      • Anathema
      • Posted
      • matt is a great guy. he's smart, funny,
        and interesting! plus, he's all crazy
        american on the other side of the
        world. and he's a cutie pie. and stuff.
        <3
      • Chachi
      • Posted
      • Matt? Matt? Where are you? You are
        sooo far away.... Leading a big life,
        changing the world. I miss IHOP and
        the apple-cinnamon pancakes. They're
        no good without you. heheheh.
      • tHeInTerLOpER
      • Posted
      • aint nothin better than the berlin wallace
        with the gay porn handlebar moustache,
        convience store sunglasses & a red
        mechanics jumpsuit... contrary to popular
        belief, or cason... a homosexual i am not...
        but that about made me wet...

        give all the geishas my love, sorry i couldnt
        make it to the land of the rising sun, but i
        cracked up my car & that sent all ideas of
        coming to japan down the shitter.

        matter of fact, the day i was gonna get my
        plane ticket was the day i totaled my car...
        talk about shit luck.... i was even gonna get a
        great deal cuz it was 3 months in advance.
        damn me... damn me to hell. i'll never get
        outta this country now, i stil love you but...
        fuck you wallace. i'm so jealous...
      • LiebchenVirgie
      • Posted
      • Matt & Jenice took me out on the town
        when I first fell upon Denton soil...oh
        what a night...darts...drinks..more
        darts..even more drinks...and then a
        night in the drunk tank for one of us
        and a smash into the dumpster for
        another..fun times...we can all do it
        again when you return.
      • Butros-Butros
      • Posted
      • Wallace, Wallace, Bo Ballace, Fee Fi
        Fo Fallace, Wallace. I wish I could
        purchase bottled wallace, and cover my
        body with it every day.
      • Alice
      • Posted
      • I love everything about this guy
        except for the fact that he hates mac
        and cheese. seriously. . .what's up
        with that?
      • Jenice
      • Posted
      • Wallace was a good American, then he
        defected to the Orient and forgot all
        that was pure and true. Perhaps it was
        my fault, I always let him win at
        games to cushion his ego and I think
        that led to his belief that he could
        and should conquer the world (or at
        least the east). Hopefully his
        delusions will subside and he will
        return. For now, though, the image of
        him speaking Japanese will carry us
        all through to the next day with a
        gleeful giggle.
      • Jessica
      • Posted
      • This man/boy cannot sit still for very
        long.
        He does not like mayonnaise.
        that is all

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