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"We, Brother Tex, here, nephews of JFK and LBJ and LSD and
FBI, grew up on a mango and sugar
cane plantation outside the..."
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Occupation:
band
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Hobbies and Interests:
any fetish that ends in '-ung'.
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Favorite Books:
Blubber, Give Me Back My Orgasm, Texas Potatoes, Metric System, and anything by William Gibson
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Favorite Movies:
The Double McGuffin (1979), and anything based on the concept of an afterschool special.
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Favorite Music:
that of our friends and anything by howling dervishes, anonymous dog, jethro tilton, g.d.x., gideons, chaos tx, hallucinogenitals, hot piece cousin, slave one ...
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Favorite TV Shows:
All in the Beaver, Maude, Gilligan's Fantasy Island, The Korean Hour, Chappelle
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About Me:
We, Brother Tex, here, nephews of JFK and LBJ and LSD and
FBI, grew up on a mango and sugar
cane plantation outside the Pecos Bend Texas. We had twelve
siblings who
ran wild down among the oil rigs. We knew them.
Well, sheeoot, sure, we was nothing to time, but we FELT it
and had ol' Clint Ruins' sister. We had all that.
And the Band?
lee-drums, natron/chuck-guitars, floyd-bass
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Who I Want to Meet:
you, with your clothes lost among prying eyes.
and, the members of this band. you little anything.
first and last name Brother tex email:brothertex@charter.net
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Testimonials and Comments for Brother tex
have we? Corn-cobbed agin, ain't it.
Sh-euooo?
ride to the airport.
and just for posterity, tex, I don't wear
a truss.
seeing B-Tex is watching a live midget-
tossing exhibition.
Now that midget-tossing is against the
law, I guess that B-Tex is your best
entertainment bet for the dollar.
Kick Some Ass...You Son's o' Bitches!
I fell for it. The experience could be
likened to trying to shove an oyster in
a parking meter-and not a very large
oyster at that. More like the kind that
are served deep fried with lots of
breading to hide their diminutive
nature. Put as much flour on this
slimey pissant as you want, there's no
sense in bulking this poor s.o.b. up.
It's like your math teacher tells you 1
x 0 =0. 1 million x 0 = 0. So give it
up Bro T, stick to the punk rock and
alcoholism, it's your bag.
protection. Love Em