Dating Men, Friends, Activity Partners

Jun 2003

Clover/South Boston (Virginia)

Dale Carnegie & Associates, Hooked On Phonics

http://profiles.friendster.com/568804

The College of William and Mary, Halifax County High School

corporate training assistant/playwright

Playwrights Foundation, Literary Managers and Dramaturgs of America, Bay Area Literary Managers and Dramaturgs, The Drunken Writer's Club, United Genders of the Universe, Truly Versatile of San Francisco, Jehovah's Divas, Who's Who Among The Fabulous

science, theatre, math, film, dance, art, histor(iograph)y, theology, linguistics, travel, BDSM, kink, porn, polyamory, accessorizing, hats, fashion, gender/latino/queer studies, introspection, deep conversations, kitsch, irony, spirituality, cruising

playwrights: Williams, BradFraser, JudithThompson, S.L.Parks, AdrienneKennedy, Vogel, SabinaBerman, Naomi Iizuka, MarkRavenhill, PalomaPedrero, JoseRivera, Fornes, Migdalia & NiloCruz, AdamRapp, Churchill, SheilaCallaghan, CaridadSvich, Sarah Kane, LizDuffyAdams, Wellman

Almodovar flicks, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Bring It On, BAPS, But I'm a Cheerleader, Jeffrey, Mi Vida Loca, Tortilla Soup, Trick, American Beauty, Moulin Rouge, Magnolia, Hedwig, Like H20 4 Choc, Truth Or Dare, Boys On The Side, Torch Song Trilogy, Clue, Pi

Mindless Self Indulgence, SleaterKinney, BikiniKill, LeTigre, TrailerBride, Devon, Tori, An iDifranco, TeamDresch, Poe, TheCure, Placebo, NekoCase, BuenaVistaSocial Club, CeliaCruz, Shakira, Madonna, IndigoGirls, NewOrder, Missy, Lil Kim, Bjork, Tricky, jazz, 80s, electroclash

Buffy, Angel, Crossing Over, My So-Called Life, Queer Eye, Elimidate, Queer As Folk, Will & Grace, A Different World, Living Single, The Facts of Life, Golden Girls, Ab Fab, Masters of the Universe, Thundercats, RickiLake, legal dramas, TwinPeaks, Jem

Just so there's no confusion, I'm an XY biofag into men, regardless of their genetic or genital makeup (and no, that doesn't mean putting mascara on your willy, but that could be kinda hot I guess...hmmm).

If you want the annotated experience, listen to Ani Difranco on repeat and read Brad Fraser's UNIDENTIFIED HUMAN REMAINS AND THE TRUE NATURE OF LOVE, Judith Butler's GENDER TROUBLE, and DISIDENTIFCATIONS: QUEERS OF COLOR AND CONTEMPORARY PERFORMANCE by Jose Munoz. Then watch all of John Hughes' films and be ready to talk teenage gender politics...over margaritas and midget porn.

I suck at this sorta thing, but here goes: I grew up
wanting to be a vertebrate paleontologist, and
somewhere down the line I became a playwright. Being
the youngest of 6 and the only boy in a Colombian family
that settled in a town of 180 people probably had a lot to
do
with that. I spend a lot of my free time quietly becoming
acquainted with myself. I've
learned a lot about myself over the course of the past
year
and am constantly learning more. Weaves and
extensions
fill
me with glee, as does anything ghetto fabulous.

I'm friendly, easy going, easy to get along with, but
still
kinda introverted. I hate large crowds and I get
claustrophobic in packed clubs. I like wandering the
streets and making up life stories for the people I see.
My
favorite thing to do is sit at the Starbucks on 18th and
Castro and write. There's nothing like kicking back with
a
pad and pen and a hot chai tea...And I'm never without
my
backpack and writing notebook. I really dig Asian, Middle Eastern and
Latin
American cuisine (especially Colombian...yum).


Sometimes I talk too slow, sometimes too fast. I hate the
objectification of
women. I'm all about the objectification of men,though.
Get 'em naked and greased up, or throw some leather or
rubber on them and parade them around.
And I honestly mean it when I ask "How are you?"

I can be reached on AIM at dramatista78. Oh, yeah. And I like to pretend I can softshoe...

I'll be your private dancer. A dancer for money...

Favorite Quote: "Its a fabricated absence. Thats where I start from...Its the hole idea...Its the story that youre told that goes, once upon a time you werent here... and you didnt do shit." Suzan Lori Parks (re: her plays)

1)Sassy fag hags. It's been my experience that the sass of
a fag hag is directly proportional to her booty size. I'm
working on the proof right now...

2)Other playwrights. I *heart* playwrights.

3)(Good)Directors. (Talented) Actors. (Kick-Ass)
Designers. (Intelligent)Dramaturgs. I only want quality people working on my shit. Come correct with a portfolio :-)

4)Men. Bottom, top, or versatile guys---doesn't matter,so
long as you're aggressive. I like skinheads, punks, muscleboys, bears, cubs, big boys,leather/fetish gear guys, jocks, Castro-chic, Haight freaks, midgets (they have to be at least crotch level), trannyfags...I like all types, really, so long as they're pretty masculine. I hate the term "straight-acting." If they're "straight acting," then they'd be eating pussy, not cock. But I do have a fondness for the "straight but curious" type. Yum. Come over, then tell your girlfriend I said thanks...

5)Gay geologists. And if I could find a hot gay male
vertebrate paleontologist, then my life would be
complete. I'd settle for an invertebrate paleontologist, so long as he specializes in Ediacaran fauna (I'm highly particular in my fetishes). Actually, I have a thing for gay scientists in general...someone who really knows how to light my bunson burner...

6)Bitches and hos, lipstick lesbians, radical faeries,
butch dykes, dungeon masters (in the freaky-deaky
sorta way), trannie menaces, drag queens, sex workers,
freaks, ethical sluts, and postoperative transexual ethiopian dilettantes.

7)Adam Rapp. That sexy beast....

8) Anyone who'll buy me lots of sushi

9)All-around good, fun, intelligent people who like to laugh and have a good time, and who can put up with my
inclination to randomly yell out obscenities. Like "Beaver!" I'm always up for meeting new people.