Caitlin Steitzer

      "get it, shorty."

      "It's a universe of energy! I love to do and see and feel and read and write and draw and scribble and dance and walk and..."

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      • Julianne
      • Posted
      • I misssssssssssss you!
      • Patrick
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      • Caitlin shares my love of a good breakfast out on the town, and really what gets better than that? But it does gets better! She lives in a universe of energy. She rocks the body electric. She has bright eyes an an infectious smile. She is awesome! awesome! awesome! awesome! awesome!
      • Brian
      • Posted
      • now that caitlin is in seattle again, i have a place to stop on my new PBS show. Duke travels the globe, it stars me, michael palin, and npr's terry gross. watch our wacky adventures, and be sure to watch next week, when i bet terry that she cant convince the people of the mongolian steppes that she is genghis khan.
      • Gary
      • Posted
      • I also enjoy Andrew WK for those
        reasons. Though we've already met so it
        kinda defeats the point. But Mr. WK is
        my go to guy for when I want to clean
        my apartment and want some crazy guy
        screaming at me to be happy while I do
        it.
      • Patrick
      • Posted
      • Meeting Caitlin has been like finding a
        sweet and beautiful desert rose, drying
        it and grinding it up, mixing it with 5
        or so pixie sticks and a
        twist of lemon, dissolving that in pure
        ethanol (and just a touch of vermouth),
        and then mainlining that combination
        while listening to the Digital
        Underground's "Humpty Dance" at
        nosebleed volume in a crowded Ukrainian
        discotheque at 3am. The next day you
        wake exhausted but oddly refreshed, and
        find yourself wearing a bemused smile,
        not quite sure of exactly what happened
        to you that night but inescapably
        feeling that you have both matured and
        reconnected with a lost sense of youth
        through the things you witnessed in the
        Dionysian confines of that club. You
        search
        your pockets for some clue of what went
        on, and find only a wallet-sized
        photograph of Leon Trotsky, a ticket
        stub to a burlesque show, and a paper
        clip inexplicably (but quite
        artistically) bent into the likeness of
        Ernest Penfold, the cowardly sidekick
        from DangerMouse.
      • Derek
      • Posted
      • What can I say about Caitlin that hasn't already
        been said. I mean damn, you've already got 41
        testimonials in your profile as write this. I don't
        think I even know 41 people. I recently became
        acquainted with Caitlin when she moved into the
        room down the hall and it's been nonstop laughs
        ever since. She's a funny, talented girl that
        works well as a confidant or bad-shakespeare
        date. Her fish, Sebastian, is also the shit, but
        less vocal.
      • maya
      • Posted
      • we've rocked brandeis, we've rocked
        brooklyn, we've rocked prague, and next
        year, we'll rock seattle. you're
        awesome. cant wait till we run into each
        other again.
      • Brian
      • Posted
      • Caitlin... I hope you are finding me a
        boyfriend while you're abroad. I don't
        recall making you promise, but
        everyone else has let me down, and you
        always come through, except when you
        promise to visit me. I guess this was
        actually a message and not a
        testimonial. I'll cup my balls as I
        click "Add" though, and then the bases
        should be covered.
      • Ben
      • Posted
      • caitlin has dated three of my best
        friends, in the days of yore this would
        have made her a harlot, now it makes her
        awesome. not only did she not eat all
        of my balony leaving me no luncheon
        meats on a regular basis, but she even
        knited me a hat. she is not only funny,
        but quick to the laugh making you feel
        funny ass well, and willing to put up
        with your jokes in poor taste as long as
        they aren't too mean, in which case she
        ain't afraid to tell ya. all in all
        this makes her awesome, but i still
        think deuteronomy is right when it tells
        me to stone her.
      • Brian
      • Posted
      • Holy fuck! i just remebered that you are
        in eastern europe. so here is what u do.
        a. find me a rock, and bring it to me
        2. watch out for commies
        c. if you ever go to hungary for some
        reason and drink a beer in a bar. dont
        raise a toast or clink your mugs
        together. why you ask, casue thats what
        the nazis did. so dont doit!
        d.DANCE
        5. hurry back, this country misses you

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