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""I want to make sure I'm with a girl that's a good kisser,
and that when I wake up, I have coffee and a cigarette...."
More about Chris
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Occupation:
http://barlights.blogspot.com
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Hobbies and Interests:
donetodeath, alexander van slobbe, "celebsploitation", pop culture landmarks, "hilarity", sarah vowell, slang manipulation, asian shoe collectors, catchdubs.com, making mistsakes, using an earpiece, moz at the apollo, leftover prescriptions, james frey
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Favorite Books:
the valley of the dolls, ham on rye, women, fear and loathing in las vegas, sarah, catcher in the rye, hollywood, leaves of grass, letters to a young poet, the rum diaries, on the road, ash wednesday, the post office, suicide cassanova, dogrun
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Favorite Movies:
lost in translation, kids, y tu mama tambien, war games, bully, swingers, dead poets society, anything with mandy moore in it, school of rock...
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Favorite Music:
currently ::: mase, beth orton, alkaline trio, billy joel, whiskeytown, the byrds, jay-z, viktor vaughn, jaylib, diverse, morrissey, cat power, holly golightly, mad villian, kanye west, the thorns, black rob
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Favorite TV Shows:
one tree hill, the oc, dawsons creek, seinfeld, making the band 2, my so called life, the real world, rich girls, the simple life, sex in the city, viva la bam, arrested development
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About Me:
"I want to make sure I'm with a girl that's a good kisser,
and that when I wake up, I have coffee and a cigarette.
That's all I really want out of life. That, and world
domination."
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Who I Want to Meet:
scarlett johansson, anyone who can expedite me becoming
(in)famous. international recording superstars, people who
also want to see clay aiken maimed, arthur sulzberger, the
owner of the "fame" shoestore on memorial drive, marvin
scott jarret, stella mccartney, samantha ronson, "head honchos", "major players", "movers and shakers", jewish girls
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to join our Supreme Family. THANKS for
Supporting us. Fuck Bush !! By Supreme
black? i often sit and ponder this
question...but i suppose the world will
never know.
(this is not an attempt to get free
drinks)
become my personal sex slave
shamshamsham. chris likes goth girls
like me and thats all there is to it.
out of control. what are you wearing
pants or panties?
be fat" jokes with this kid and talk
about hair products. he's heard way
too much about my sex life, and there
is no subject safe from his shit
talkin..but the dude has style. (not
much class, but great style) he's on
my list of top 5 favorite assholes.
earth i'd rather be when he's talking
shit to people...seriously, funny as
hell...and that picture kevin has of
him in 8th grade grabbing his crotch is
permanently etched in my mind. haven't
seem him in a long time but godammit, i
miss hearing him talk shit...gotta
love 'em..
learned from Chris: Proper bed
etiquette- "Who makes out anymore? What
is this middle school? You have to go
straight to fucking." Life ambitions-
"My life's goal is to have sex with a
black chick." and finally,
Entrepreneurship- "I could start a
business just letting dudes pay me to
let them suck my dick." Gosh Chris,
where would I be without you? Thanks
for all your help.