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      • Daniel
      • Posted
      • This is not boilerplate; this is the truth.
        Beth is smart. Beth is funny. She's
        probably taller than you.

        Some people are Hearts. Some people
        are Brains. Beth is Both.

        And she's a fox.
      • Jess
      • Posted
      • Rabbi Beth is my go-to girl for
        questions of all kinds. I swear my
        vocabulary has tripled since I started
        reading her blog, and since long words
        turn me on I visit it several times a
        day. One day I hope to be pitted against
        her in the all-geeks women's topless
        mudwrestling challenge.
      • Katy
      • Posted
      • It's not often I'll befriend someone
        with prettier hair than me, but I make
        an exception for Beth. How can you not
        love Beth? There are few people with
        whom I can converse about matters
        ranging from smutty jokes about penises
        (or penii? - Beth would know!) to early
        Gnostic christianity. Even fewer who
        get off-hand references to the lineage
        of Pelops. If Beth didn't exist, I'd
        have to create her. And I wouldn't
        change a thing!
      • Annika
      • Posted
      • Beth is really very tall - considerably
        taller than me. According to my (highly
        scientific) calculations, I am
        precisely boob-height on Beth. Due to
        this, and myriad other factors, I find
        Beth an intriguing person.
      • Katherine
      • Posted
      • Beth is cheap, syhpalitic, cum-guzzling
        whore. And if I weren't one, too, that
        could be considered an insult, but it's
        truly the highest compliment I can
        offer to woman who continually pushes
        herself to improvment, both
        intellectually and emotionally.
        Bethykins is the coolest.
      • Joe
      • Posted
      • If Beth were a color, she'd be the
        brightest hue of the color Awesome.
        Forget red, all the kids are fighting
        over Beth when it comes time for arts
        and crafts. If you ever meet anyone
        cooler than Beth, come over and tell
        me, so I can punch you in the neck for
        being the biggest liar I've ever met.
        The only way she could be more
        interesting is if she could fly, and I
        hear she's working on that one.

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