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      Maria Ferrari
      Female, 30, In a Relationship, Los Angeles, CAMore
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      • Ruchira
      • Posted
      • Maria's a total bitch, but I love her anyway.
      • Jim
      • Posted
      • Everyone I know in contact with Maria
        has been in love with her at some point.
        For a split second when she was the
        only one laughing at their joke. For the
        first enchanting weeks of meeting her.
        For their whole lives as they understand
        the versatile affection and joy
        contained in this big-hearted,
        short-statured beauty. Whether admiring
        her clever, writer's wit or her breasts
        when she laughs, being with Maria is an
        honor, privilege, and love that I plan
        to enjoy for the rest of my life.
      • John
      • Posted
      • Maria does things that no other human can do. For
        one thing she can make me happy all the freakin'
        time. I'm not sure that's always possible. She has
        beauty, grace, wit and style. She has a wholesome
        heart and dirty mind. She also plays hella video
        games and likes everything cool. I like people who
        like everything cool. I gladly welcome them into my
        Urban Tribe. I would gladly make her queen of my
        Urban Tribe. In fact, I can't think of a single reason
        why I shouldn't. Like, right now. This second.
        Listen up my urban-tribes-people, please bow
        before your new queen. Make her happy, or be
        damned! Well now that's out of the way, let me just
        say that I am blessed and honored to be so close to
        such an illustrious woman. In twenty years, I pray
        that I can still say the same thing. Dear god, this
        has turned into one of those long winded never
        ending testimonials. So be it, there is not enough
        space alotted for me to say everything I want to.
      • Bob
      • Posted
      • Maria falls into that rare category of
        people who will not only sit down to
        watch most of "Krull" with you, but who
        will also be righteous enough to make
        an allusion to it in her testimonial
        for you. Smarts, beauty, automatic
        weaponry -- she's got it all. A good
        friend and a writer I admire.
      • Josh
      • Posted
      • If I were in one of those late-80's, body-
        switching comedies like "Vice Versa," or like
        "18 Again," or like "Like Father, Like Son,"
        or to a lesser degree like "Big," or like "Freaky
        Friday," or like "Blake Edwards' Switch," I would
        hope that I could swap bodies with Maria. Even
        though I would make less money as a woman, I
        would appreciate all the deserved attention that
        Maria gets. Of course, if we only swapped bodies,
        then I wouldn't get her mind, but her mind would
        be in MY body, and perhaps everyone would think I
        was smarter. Maria makes me laugh and to a lesser
        degree, she makes me think. I like her often.
      • Jeremy
      • Posted
      • Maria hates friendster. So she is quite
        obviously a fascist, fun-hating, bo-bo,
        po-po-mo, teetotaller.

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