Friends

Jun 2003

Armpit, PA

http://profiles.friendster.com/571744

Catholic University of America, University of Glasgow

Muhlenberg College, Attended 1996 - 2000, Class of 2000, Bachelor's Degree, English/Theatre Arts

Graduate student

I am an Army of One. Really. There's no one else in my army.

Indie rock, Britcoms, the Superfriends, Microbrews, Cartoons, Literature, HomestarRunner.com

Ulysses, The Commitments, Felicia's Journey, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Lord of the Rings, Canterbury Tales

Office Space, This Is Spinal Tap, Waiting For Guffman, Life of Brian, Best In Show

Roxy Music, Modest Mouse, They Might Be Giants, Jets To Brazil, Ted Leo, The Cure, The Pixies, The Smiths, Beach Boys, Beta Band, Dead Kennedys, Black Sabbath, Ween, French Kicks, Parliament/Funkadelic

Sealab 2021, Reno 911, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Chapelle's Show

I've never been convicted of a felony. I'm an excellent
Trivial Pursuit player. I play drums and write songs. I'm
kind to animals until they dump on my shoes. My favorite
Jackson is "Tito." I think Bush is a dolt.

Anyone who wants to make my life a little bit more
surreal.
Or leprechauns.