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"I am the definitive triple muffin."
More about Jenna
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Occupation:
a student again
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Hobbies and Interests:
putting the us back into Gowanus, tracking down post-seasonal cream eggs, generating the cheer, cat-sitting, subway stalking
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Favorite Books:
George Saunders, Carson McCullers, HL Mencken, Martin Amis, Chris Ware, Dave Cooper
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Favorite Movies:
Flirting, all Errol Morris
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Favorite Music:
Kim Hiorthoy, Mahogany, Slowdive, Iva Bittova, Vitesse, Mum, Raincoats, Timonium, New Order, Ulrich Schnauss, Radiohead
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Office, American Idol
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Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
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About Me:
I am the definitive triple muffin.
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wonderful, thrilling, boy advice-giving
older sister,guiding me with a gentle
hand from the rocky road of adolescence
to the double mocha swirl of womanhood.
with the added bonus that i never had
to fight with her over toys as a child.
met in my 4 years of college (and lucky me, i
met her on the first day!) She is tons of fun,
the BEST listener, the most supportive
friend, honest, creative, and listen up all you
honeys out there-- hottie hot HOT (and just
keeps gettin' hotter...) Also, she is brilliant
without being pretentious, and successful
without having an ego. This girl is on her
way to great things!
quick peruse through Jenna's other
testimonials -- I like to do my
research, see where the ground has
been trodden; if it's compacted I
fluff up the turf a bit, get things
looking verdant and natural again. I
noticed that Jenna's testimonial page
had quite enough humor, quite enough
heartfelt congratulations on what a
kind and open person she is... and she
is. What was lacking was a
testimonial jampacked with obtuse
references, bad metaphors, overly
elevated language, grammatical and
punctuation foibles that would declare
its author a total knob-handler.
Thank me for this later.
said, "Jenna is gonna getcha." I defy you (YOU) to not
like her. Aside from her much-celebrated poise and
talent, Jenna's hope and cheer have acted as a buoy
to many a friend.She's also tall and has a lovely big
(semi-permanent) smile and she's going to be a
formidable professor. Dr. Jenna, if yr. nasty.
first and last time I spearheaded a
party hop. Party #2 was notable only
for its low attendee number to high
male attendee usage of the
word "subversive" while chatting up
girls in visible thongs ratio. Needless
to say, the party was a bust, but true
to her unwavering good humor, Jenna
economicially sipped one of the six
beers our large group came with and --
get this! -- continues to be terribly
nice to me. Jenna is cool and kind, my
favorite combination.
I don't know Jenna very well, but
whenever I see her she's quick with a
big, genuine smile and invites to
various social functions. On more than
one occasion, I've seen her survey a
scene then head straight over to
anybody who looks like they might be
feeling awkward or out of place. (to be
nice, not to make fun of them.)Jenna
has social grace in spades, and she
gets an enthusiastic thumbs-up from
this kid.
ask Jenna to write the food column. Does
she know anything about food? Who the
fuck cares.
does--Jenna is a prize friend. I don't
mean that it's nice to be seen with
her on your arm, though shit, it is. I
mean you feel proud to know her. By no
means keep her with your softball and
science fair trophys. Those prizes are
lame and she is not. Take her
everywhere you go. Attention all
winners! You need to know this lovely,
clever girl.
moonlit night soon after meeting her. I
situated myself below what I thought to
be her window and proceeded to
croon "Honey, Honey" by the Archies.
Her neighbor, whose window it was, did
not appreciate my rendition. "Sugar,
Sugar," I caterwauled to the window.
Then: "Oh honey, honey." And finally,
the climax of the song: "You are my
candy girl." At which point, the
neighbor flung a boot at my head,
driving me back into that lonely,
moonlit night.