• Miranda Berner

      "In this photo, I am the one in the forefront. It is taken at the Mattress Factory Garden Party by my friend, Miss..."

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      • Schools (Other):

        University of Rochester

      • Occupation:

        Project Manager

      • Hobbies and Interests:

        sailing, dancing, ideas, pretty things, funny things

      • Favorite Music:

        happy and/or passionate

      • Zodiac Sign:

        Virgo

      • About Me:

        In this photo, I am the one in the forefront. It is
        taken at the Mattress Factory Garden Party by my friend,
        Miss Allison (also in the picture). As one can see, we
        were having ourselves an excellent time. Question for
        Slava: if I allow myself to be exploited, then am I really?

      • Who I Want to Meet:

        People that don't bore easily.
        A bonus would be someone who knows where to get Pacific
        Echo in Western Pa - I am partial to the pink followed by
        the brut.

    • Testimonials and Comments for Miranda

      • Matt
      • Posted
      • miranda was the hostess with the mostest
        back in the day in rochester and later
        in nyc. im missing her ebulient presence
        and getting ridiculously trashed with
        her late into the night at some dive or
        cigar bar. i hear shes shakin things up
        in pa. kisses, m.
      • MAtt
      • Posted
      • Miranda is the life of all parties, and she
        has way more energy than you do. She
        plays enthusiastic Twister, and once
        was instrumental in hooking me up at a
        party (whether she knows it or not).
        Bonus points for that, as if she needed
        bonus points.
      • Trey
      • Posted
      • If I were marooned on a desert island
        with only one other person, I'd want
        that person to be Miranda. This is
        because I know that somehow she would
        manage to convince a not-so-nearby
        cruise ship to wander off course and
        pick us up. And while everyone on the
        ship was appologizing that they didn't
        arrive earlier, Miranda would realize
        that she already knew 13.8 percent of
        the passengers. Hilarity would ensue.
      • Peter
      • Posted
      • Miranda made me smile. and made my
        palms sweaty. and my stomach hurt.
        Then I bought her a book because that
        was the easiest way to to speak without
        saying anything. then she disappeared
        and i found her on friendster. now
        Miranda makes me smile again. my palms
        are dry though. but Pennsyl-tucky???
      • Allison
      • Posted
      • I've known Miranda since I was in the
        fifth or sixth grade, and she hasn't
        changed a bit!
      • David
      • Posted
      • Ahhh. The joys of writing testimonials
        about old friends....Miranda is an
        exquisite study in contrasts. Bold on
        the outside, shy on the inside. It's a
        combination that results in such
        charming grace that you can't help but
        love the gal. Sure, she can be like
        nails on a chalkboard from time to time
        but only if you are pouting in the
        corner and trying not to have a good
        time.
      • Slavito
      • Posted
      • at times miranda can be very strict...
        just today, she ordered me to "stop
        being an idiot and post a real
        testimonial".. but in addition to her
        talents at teaching 30 year old morons
        what good is, she also exhibits all
        signs of a sweet person and a loyal
        friend... a very persistent one too...
        i remember the case with the annoying
        girlfriend-obstacle described by Evan..
        i think after he bailed out, Miranda put
        me on the job, even though i am usually
        horrible at such things... so, she's no
        stranger to friend exploitation... on
        the other hand, she allows herself to be
        exploited, which is always a good
        thing... how's that, miranda?
      • Rob
      • Posted
      • Miranda is to excitement as Jesus is
        to crucifixion--it would still exist
        without her, but it just wouldn't be
        cool.
      • Jess
      • Posted
      • Miranda is spontaneous, out-going,
        sociable, bold, adorable, and above-
        all, loads of fun to be around. She
        understands the true meaning of
        mingling and can appreciate a good
        game of naked-makeout-twister. How
        can you resist her?
      • Ezra
      • Posted
      • I met Miranda on the first day of
        College. It took me 3 years to recover
        from the trauma and ask her name. She
        is a force of nature who's winds will
        take you on fantastic advetures and the
        only person I have seen wear furry
        leapoard print sandals to a friend's
        wedding.
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