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Men are from Mars
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"I hate when you put down a toilet condom on a public
toilet... by the time you unbuckle your belt, pull your
pants and..."
More about Caleb
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Occupation:
Model Minority
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Hobbies and Interests:
Music, Sports, Sport Bikes, Web stuff, Gym, Paintballin', Camping, Snowboarding, Collecting stuff (autographs, rare import cds, drumsticks, guitar picks, anything neat) Dogs not cats, looking at pictures, fruit, Q-tips...etc, pears
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Favorite Books:
His Bright Light: The Story of Nick Traina, Rolling Stone, CD sleeves, any Mail I get
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Favorite Movies:
Rad, Mighty Ducks, The Air Up There, Final Destination, Band of Brothers, Blair Witch II: Book of Shadows, Boiler Room, Saving Private Ryan, any Kung Fu Flicks, any Documentary
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Favorite Music:
Too much to list, but I am currently listening to Vendetta Red, Husking Bee, Fall Out Boy, Streetlight Manifesto, TickerTapeParade, Olympic Year, Motion City Soundtrack.
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Favorite TV Shows:
I don't have cable...so I guess Telemundo and Univision; Side Kick, Sledge Hammer, My Secret Identity, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Full House, Saved by the Bell (old school style), Golden Girls
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Zodiac Sign:
Pisces
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About Me:
I hate when you put down a toilet condom on a public
toilet... by the time you unbuckle your belt, pull your
pants and chonies down and turn around, the toilet condom
has been sucked off the seat by that little thread of a
flap. Man, I really hate that.
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i can't draw a straight line, my newest car is 9 years
old, prefer winter over summer, i buy 2-3 cds a week,
former radio dj, more when it comes to mind.
http://caleb.freeshell.org/
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my baby in the dumpster!
you exploit them.
see Caleb naked. Maybe it's because I've
witnessed gallons of saliva cascade onto
his lap when he got his tongue pierced,
or maybe because I've seen him pee on
telephone poles on the way to P-town, or
have watched him empty the contents of
his stomach in a drinking contest with
Jill. (Jill won). But in all honesty,
Caleb is one of my favorite people --
he'll bring you cookies when you're
sick, cheer you up when you're sad and
throw you in water fountains when you're
on rollerblades. And he taught me my
favoritest and most obnoxious line ever:
"You can pet a llama, but you caaaan't
Petaluma!"
but that is why he is my friend!
pimp. Just look at him....big pimpin.
Me and Calublub go way back to the Pet-
a-lama days, aka egg basket of the
world, aka where they hold the world
arm wrestling championships. He was
one of my best friends growing up and
we would always try to get into some
kind of trouble or mischief. Remember
back in the days one time when we went
camping and we met that girl who was a
cheerleader and I think your brother
was tryin to mack on her but she didn't
like him at all. I think we were like
11 at the time or something and I
didn't like girls then and never wrote
her back. I wonder if she's hot
now... Anyways, Caleb is my bro and
even though I haven't seen him for like
a decade, we'll always be coo with each
other. Bad boys fo life, yo.
practically grew up as best friends.
i remember when i used to play at his
ghetto house that kept getting
flooded. there was also this one time
when we were tikes, and it was really
hot... and for some odd reason... he
thought my cheeks (they were rosy due
to the heat) were an apple and he
proceeded to take a bite. even though
he's been working out and gotten
bigger... my breasisists are still
bigger than his. cut that nastilege
hair boyee!