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      • Rachel
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      • Seth is like one of those double sided sponges-rough and scratchy on one side, but soft and squishy on the other. Definitely good to have around for multi-purpose usage.
      • Tasha
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      • I miss you up in S.F.
      • STeeZ
      • Posted
      • ok ok.. this is my brother from a
        different mother... im so glad we keep
        in contact more these days. I admire
        your will to travel and your
        diverse/interesting intelectual
        knowledge. anyways i cant believe you
        sent me 100$ talk about helping a
        "brotha" out omfg you saved the week. i
        cant wait to get out to the beach to
        check you in cali im sure i will make it
        soon and we can rock the city. Thanks
        for all your input / advice / and what
        not.... anyways catch me on the flip
        side you know where to find me... STeeZ
        is outtttttttttttt
      • Madeline
      • Posted
      • Seth is a true gem of a man. Funny, zany
        and so cool. A marvelous blend of super dry
        East Coast humor, intellect and charm. He
        is a great partner in crime whether it be wine
        tasting in Napa, chillin' at Harbin or partying
        at Burning Man. A lady would be lucky to
        have him!
      • Connie
      • Posted
      • Seth is a very intriguing and
        intelligent gentlemen. He has a great
        sense of humor and is very down to
        earth. He knows the right thing to say
        at the right time and is a very
        respectible human being. He's quite
        the funny character and you're
        guaranteed many belly laughs when you
        hang out with him. ;)
      • Evan
      • Posted
      • Seth has an antique adding machine
        collection about 50 machines deep.
        They weigh more than a ton combined. I
        remember waiting at the airport gate
        to pick him up from one of his many
        excursions. He emerged from the jet
        bridge with a grin on his face and a
        deluxe 1912 Burroughs adding machine
        in his hands. He held it like a baby,
        only it weighed a hundred and fifty
        pounds. The machine included a rickety
        old steel cart with wobbly dime-sized
        casters. Together, we clumsily rolled
        the cart-perched machine the half mile
        through the airport corridors. It took
        us an hour and it sucked big time, but
        for some reason I actually didn't mind
        because when you're hanging with
        Smoove G, you're gonna be alright.
        Seth's a lot like those old adding
        machines: vintage, reliable, robust
        (in mind and hair, not in weight), and
        stylish. Simply put, he's a classic
        kind of guy and an ultra-rare find.

        I remember another time, coming back
        from a late night of dancing at Twilo
        with Gordo and Juliana. The sun was
        rising and JJ and I were ready to get
        some z's, but G had another idea -
        packing up and moving out of his NYC
        apartment. Sofa, love seat, stereo,
        monster speakers, and that ton of
        vintage adding machines. Now that
        really sucked!! Lesson learned: Seth
        wields an extraordinary amount of mind
        control over mere mortals. Beware, for
        he is the one and only Smoove G!
      • Eric
      • Posted
      • I knew Seth-rock when he weren't no supah stah. And he was cool as shit then and became a massive discer. I bet I could whup him in Scrabble tho - guess we shall see when his hairy ass (and head!) is back in the District.
      • Mike
      • Posted
      • I had NO idea Seth was a pole dancer.
        Although it doesn't surprise me - he always
        seemed more nimble than the rest. You
        should check out Seth's fine work on
        boxesandarrows.com. We miss him at AOL but
        I'm sure we'll see him dancing for money
        somewhere soon.
      • Michael
      • Posted
      • Seth is one of the funniest guys I know
        and an amazing pole dancer. He's got
        perhaps the best hair in San Francisco,
        maybe even west of the Mississippi. He
        also thinks he kicks ass at Scrabble
        but I whupped him the only time we've
        played. He's also got a fantastic
        website that never fails to amuse --
        gordy.com -- check it out.
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