Ben Kennedy

      "cruisin for a bruisin and lots of foosin"

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      • Jim
      • Posted
      • yo, me and dis dutty and her homey-toby/
        pokey- pokey/rice-a-roni wuz in a club. all a
        sudden j-kwon starts rokin da mic. i wuz like "oh
        shit". j-kwon like, "erebody in da club big tits."
        all a sudden erebody bounces cuz they ain't got
        bit tits, naimean? so now it jus fernando tatas
        an burnt bitch up in da club. we got mad big
        tittys. but sometin wrong... kanye breast is
        missin. no big jizz. no jizz face. no slow jam. it
        ain't even wurth in no mo. i like, "i hate myself
        and want to die :) lol ttyl brb." but den all a
        sudden hairy j-blidge back up in da piece, like,
        "hey ma, your dude is back." cuz he got big
        hairy titties. then "do it faster, daddy" by shaq
        ft. twista and trina comes on.
        I felt it essential to share my knowledge of this
        encounter with you, fine gentleman.
        xoxo
      • David
      • Posted
      • Damn good to see you too, I hope you
        get back up here sometime, because I
        doubt I am ever going to go to oklahoma
        ever again! :)
      • Shane
      • Posted
      • Ben, I miss ya man...hope everything is
        good...Happy New Year Bro!!!!
      • Lindsay
      • Posted
      • ben and i tried to close the pipes to the devils
        floating above our heads but the bolts were too
        rusty and the wrench didn't fit.
      • Lindsay
      • Posted
      • ben squints one eye when he talks to
        you and i'll tell ya why. while one eye is
        lookin' at ya, the other one is lowering a
        tattered projection screen right behind
        his eyelid. on this screen plays a jerky
        stop motion silent film in which ben
        uses tiny scissors to cut a big hole in a
        net that's been sewn across my lips. i
        won't notice it at first because i'm still
        talking and pointing and laughing and
        whatnot. but THEN alll these things are
        usually caught by the tiny net start
        spilling out and hitting the floor and
        making big spashing noises. and then
        i'll say "ben, did you just cut a hole in my
        net behind your eyelid?" and he'll laugh
        and say "yeah".

        p.s. can't wait for the big country drive
        2005.
      • Jesse
      • Posted
      • If Okalahomhuh? ever produced a bi-pedal
        Jesus H. Christ it would be Ben. He
        also has a squirtgun with heatrays and
        chew in the other hand. I stand corrected.

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