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- Male, 86, Single
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Interested In: Activity Partners
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Member Since: Jun 2003
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Location: Brooklyn, NY
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Company: IBM, BMI, MIB, BBB, MacDonalds, Anderson Consulting, SST, Christ
- Brian's URL:
- http://profiles.friendster.com/577318
"Don't be fooled by my pictures, I weigh over 400 pounds, but I live in space, so it's ok. I enjoy labor and smoothies (not..."
More about Brian
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More About Brian
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Schools (Other):
TV
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Occupation:
priest?
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Affiliations:
Skull and Bones, Free Masons, Trapped Masons, babies, baking, ants, carp, rasps
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Hobbies and Interests:
standing still, time, lore, bee beards, baking, war, pinwheels, unfairness, care
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Favorite Books:
Mao's Guide to Guerilla Warfare, Rod McKuen, Dude, Why's My Car? Rat Catching, David Shrigley
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Favorite Movies:
The Beaver Trilogy, in which Crispin Glover and Sean Penn play the same character- an impersonator who is based on a real person and who also appears in the film as himself. This is a real movie and if you have a copy of it I would like to see it. Also, anything by Caveh Zahedi. Saint Clara.
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Favorite Music:
sebadoh, johnny damon, the war in iraq
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Favorite TV Shows:
Weird Hand, Good Morning Hell, Nice Food Time With Deb.
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Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
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About Me:
Don't be fooled by my pictures, I weigh over 400 pounds, but I live in space, so it's ok. I enjoy labor and smoothies (not the drink, the surfaces). I have real feelings but a fake heart. Kill Whitey.
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Who I Want to Meet:
are you a wealthy park slope baby?
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Testimonials and Comments for Brian
seem, I'd be like, "yeah!"
patience is golden.
devours the still-warm flesh of other
recontextualized urinals, brian's
almost-duchampian aesthetic enshrouds
the radical praxis of a mr. kurtz.
man. no one will ever top it. it's his
impersonation of someone who doesn't
understand which way the wind is
blowing. he leans INTO the wind and
says, "whoah, that's some wind" he's a
genius. and he bought a belt at my yard
sale in NYC one time and it looks
fabulous on him.
like the time brian came back from
last night and told you about how he
fucked a dolphin! he totally added in
that part about the sports car full of
weed to impress you! look at him
now, he's swollen. that dolphin didn't
have teeth... why do you believe
him!!???
believes that Maury Povich wrote "all
of the good" Calvin N HOBBES, he
can't be beat almost.
AND for Also a guy who thinks that
"true art" comes from his own
diarrhea, there's nothing better
slightly. with that, win lose or draw
can be challenging (erotic) and fun
(relentlessly nightmarish). he's also
got sick tats and lifts babies, thusly
impressing their mommaz.