I gave Pete this Creole praline upon
returning from New Orleans earlier
this summer. The first thing he
noticed when handed the yellow
box was this image of a man
playing a trumpet. He commented
that it looked like someone leading
a funeral procession. I think this
was his favorite part of the gift,
which I found completely
endearing.
One of the many things I love about
Pete is his unique and invigorating
perspective.
I knew not whether we were ascending
or descending, like alpha brain waves
before one falls into a dream. We were
floating under a flock of birds...no,
maybe it was a couple of mallards.
This man is living the dream that I
have not the courage to attempt. An
excellent and witty person with the
attitude of 'why the f**k not' when any
scheme is proposed no matter how
outlandish or improbable. Just last
week the fanciful task of assembling a
time machine was proposed to this
captain of Ebay. Within several scant
hours not only had he drawn up quite
detailed schematics for such a craft,
but also had successfully completed a
fully functioning 1/100th scale model.
Sadly between the two of us we had only
enough plutonium to try it once, but
still I was impressed. Oh yeah, he also
has an encyclopedic knowledge of the
Bay Area and is ridiculously friendly
and cool.
Many women have come close. So
close. I've heard the stories. Close
enough to smell it, touch it, taste it.
Close enough to beg for it. But I don't
know of any women that have
actually been there, 100 percent, all
the way. Women that have truly
"done the deed". Until now. I am
one of those women.
Ammendment to my earlier testimonial:
I have since witnessed the much-feared
Bubba. She is, in fact, real, and I
must say that the legends have
understated the sheer power of this
entity. I refuse to enter Bubba's lair
again until Leslie has finished
breaking her and gives the OK. I
advise others to exercise similar
caution. Godspeed, Leslie...we are all
counting on you.
Oh my god, how cute is this guy? And
intelligent, and interesting, and
funny, etc, etc, etc. Put Pete in a
room with a bunch of mutes and he'll
start a conversation with them. Pete
can be a little shady sometimes, but I
think that's what keeps people so
intrigued. Pete is the most
interesting white guy from Colorado I
know. What other white person do you
know who goes to watch the riots in
East Oakland after Raider games? This
guy is down! I just love this guy!
returning from New Orleans earlier
this summer. The first thing he
noticed when handed the yellow
box was this image of a man
playing a trumpet. He commented
that it looked like someone leading
a funeral procession. I think this
was his favorite part of the gift,
which I found completely
endearing.
One of the many things I love about
Pete is his unique and invigorating
perspective.
or descending, like alpha brain waves
before one falls into a dream. We were
floating under a flock of birds...no,
maybe it was a couple of mallards.
lost." -Kafka
have not the courage to attempt. An
excellent and witty person with the
attitude of 'why the f**k not' when any
scheme is proposed no matter how
outlandish or improbable. Just last
week the fanciful task of assembling a
time machine was proposed to this
captain of Ebay. Within several scant
hours not only had he drawn up quite
detailed schematics for such a craft,
but also had successfully completed a
fully functioning 1/100th scale model.
Sadly between the two of us we had only
enough plutonium to try it once, but
still I was impressed. Oh yeah, he also
has an encyclopedic knowledge of the
Bay Area and is ridiculously friendly
and cool.
close. I've heard the stories. Close
enough to smell it, touch it, taste it.
Close enough to beg for it. But I don't
know of any women that have
actually been there, 100 percent, all
the way. Women that have truly
"done the deed". Until now. I am
one of those women.
I beat Pete in Scrabble.
believe that all of you should do the
same. Really, I do.
that i wrote a testimonial for him and
in that dream, this is exactly what i
wrote.
I have since witnessed the much-feared
Bubba. She is, in fact, real, and I
must say that the legends have
understated the sheer power of this
entity. I refuse to enter Bubba's lair
again until Leslie has finished
breaking her and gives the OK. I
advise others to exercise similar
caution. Godspeed, Leslie...we are all
counting on you.
intelligent, and interesting, and
funny, etc, etc, etc. Put Pete in a
room with a bunch of mutes and he'll
start a conversation with them. Pete
can be a little shady sometimes, but I
think that's what keeps people so
intrigued. Pete is the most
interesting white guy from Colorado I
know. What other white person do you
know who goes to watch the riots in
East Oakland after Raider games? This
guy is down! I just love this guy!