This guy is an inspiration to nerds everywhere. His funniness and dorkiness are legendary. His warcraft skills are unequaled. His trademark cist is like no other.
Live long and prosper.
See you on the flip side.
Peace out.
Everyone says Jam can dance, but it's the other
things he does behind closed doors that
impress me. Thank you for holding me
through the lonely nights and telling me that it
will all be ok. This Jam Ham is the sweetest
person I have ever met, and I have already met
Mandy Moore...
if you watched FLCL, well . . . Jam is
a good real life version of the little
boy who has weird things coming out of
his head, but I dont think it'll be
anytime soon that a TV robot will crawl
out of jam's head. Just wait for that
bump to evolve, it'll become his
ultimate weapon!
A person whose name is opposite to
peanut butter has to be whacked out. I
mean seriously, think of all the abuse
this poor kid had to take in grade
school. "Hey Jam, hows PB? I hear you
guys sleep together between two soft
mattresses!" Its okay, Jam, its okay.
Repress those memories.
If there was an essence for selfishness,
it would be Jam. He had the nerve to not
pay 30 bucks every night so that during
the one week I ate his food, lived in
his place, and took his computer time,
we didn't have a car to take me places I
wanted to go to. Instead I had to play
his girlfriend into giving me rides. I
showed him tower-warZ stYLeZ though, and
he humbly bowed in defeat to dogs and
rats. Call me Master Sender of Creeps.
Cows go moo. Bruins go "Please don't
hurt me!! Waah!!" Jam goes "I have
little temporary neon flash lights and
I'm gonna try to be cool by scaring the
wits out of 70 year old neighboring campers"
I have notice that Jame likes barbecue
chicken and beef. I tried to tame the
wild beast with a peice of shrimp, but
that only irritated him and made him
dance wildly at me. Luckly I escaped
with my life.
I think that about explains Jam. Whoooo!!! Warcraft!!! Let's play!!!
Live long and prosper.
See you on the flip side.
Peace out.
things he does behind closed doors that
impress me. Thank you for holding me
through the lonely nights and telling me that it
will all be ok. This Jam Ham is the sweetest
person I have ever met, and I have already met
Mandy Moore...
a good real life version of the little
boy who has weird things coming out of
his head, but I dont think it'll be
anytime soon that a TV robot will crawl
out of jam's head. Just wait for that
bump to evolve, it'll become his
ultimate weapon!
times funnier when Jam laughs at them
with you.
Forget the Miseducation of Lauren
Hill. It's all about the
Mispronunciation of Jam Chiang.
peanut butter has to be whacked out. I
mean seriously, think of all the abuse
this poor kid had to take in grade
school. "Hey Jam, hows PB? I hear you
guys sleep together between two soft
mattresses!" Its okay, Jam, its okay.
Repress those memories.
it would be Jam. He had the nerve to not
pay 30 bucks every night so that during
the one week I ate his food, lived in
his place, and took his computer time,
we didn't have a car to take me places I
wanted to go to. Instead I had to play
his girlfriend into giving me rides. I
showed him tower-warZ stYLeZ though, and
he humbly bowed in defeat to dogs and
rats. Call me Master Sender of Creeps.
Cows go moo. Bruins go "Please don't
hurt me!! Waah!!" Jam goes "I have
little temporary neon flash lights and
I'm gonna try to be cool by scaring the
wits out of 70 year old neighboring campers"
chicken and beef. I tried to tame the
wild beast with a peice of shrimp, but
that only irritated him and made him
dance wildly at me. Luckly I escaped
with my life.
Wangs 'n' Thangs, Y'know what am sayn'?