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"I like 2 kinds of men; foreign and domestic and when Choosing between 2 evils, I generally like to pick the one I've never..."
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Occupation:
painting pubic hair on blow-up dolls
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Affiliations:
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
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Hobbies and Interests:
Murders, Executions, high heels, slayer, The Dodgers
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Favorite Books:
Does it Matter? --Alan watts
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Favorite Movies:
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Rock n Roll High School, Freddy got fingered
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Favorite Music:
Motorhead, Ramones, New York Dolls, 87.9 Pirate cat radio
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Favorite TV Shows:
I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.
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Zodiac Sign:
Taurus
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About Me:
I like 2 kinds of men; foreign and domestic and when Choosing between 2 evils, I generally like to pick the one I've never tried before. I think people who are shocked easily should be shocked more often and its hard to be funny when you have to be clean. I can resist pretty much everything, except tempation itself and I've been things and done places and I think anything worth doing is worth doing slowly. I always save a boyfriend for a rainy day, and another in case it doesn't rain. And when I'm good I'm very good, but when I'm bad I'm better. Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. Quote me as saying I was misquoted
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Who I Want to Meet:
Its not the men in my life, Its the life in my men.
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Iron Maiden..... and It's changed my life
forever. Ever since, my grades have been
slipping, I only wear black, all I do is draw
Eddie on my peechee folders and flip off my
teachers. My hair is long now and I smoke
"jazz cigarettes" (my dad calls them)..."SHUT
UP DAD I wish I never was born" I says, and
slam my door and blast that damn tape!
Thanks Alex you sexy mother fucker! You're
the best thing to ever happen to me!
And Bruce Dickenson you're a close
second.
way more of a prison way
well.....but any chick that can sing
any song that comes on at any given
moment......is dope.
not forget that I kicked Ale's sorry
ass in pool when we had a Japanese
audience.
best friend...i miss you a lot!!!!!
knows the words to every song. Maybe
if you're really lucky she will
serenade you. You rock my world Alex!
fellas there, Bones. Pay no mind.
We're working on it...all of us
tiptoing out from the corners towards
our keyboards, bundles of nerves, all
inhale exhale. I mean approaching a
hotty like this is like the rite of
passage you go through to join the
neighborhood gang. "Can you burn
yourself with that cigarette there,
punk? Didn't THINK so." But I heard
she's got blow-up dolls in her room of
all the different Crue dudes. They
bawl their eyes out everyday knowing
they got the best gig on the planet.
In the UNIVERSE.
the pillow.