The amount of pure joy and contentment one
will receive through being friendsters with
Btchy is at least tenfold that of which one
experiences after the thorough application of
a superior-quality liniment to one's most
anomalous assortment of furuncles.
Btchy has the guts to wear some kind
of crazy Gucci hip-waders, with her
80's style corporate beige pantsuit.
Her touch makes most men crumble like
an stale oreo.
If btchy were a doll she'd be a really
gorgeous porcelain doll with a
fantastic outfit and a perfect ass and
formidable rack, especially
considering she's a porcelain doll.
She would also have kind of tan doll
skin, too, which would be unusual for
a porcelain doll. Her hair would be
shiney and have a lustre that only
dolls and btchy can maintain. And
btchy would be owned by some sweet
little girl in a family and kept in
the best place to show her off in the
little girl's bedroom--the dresser--
and at night btchy the porcelain doll
would violently kill the little girl
and her family. Oh, yes, she would be
a murderous porcelain doll.
Bitchy like to kill things, first her
TV, next it was Sooner's squirrel, and
now, now she threatens her own life.
She is a soap opera star and a high
priestess rolled into one!
Listen, if you're not part of the
solution, you're part of the problem,
ok? If you don't get on board and
totally BECOME BTCHY'S FRIENDSTER
FRIEND RIGHT NOW, then I'll personally
kick your balls while wearing my work
boots. They feature steel toes, and
I'm not even kidding. BE BTCHY'S
FRIEND! EVERYBODY'S DOING IT!
can always trust Colleen to give me a
heaping scoup of crotch crabs.
move a body at 3am. Thanks again...
burning building just to throw it in a
lake, teaching me the true meaning of
Christmas.
many times I've been sodomized in
prison, I always be special.
will receive through being friendsters with
Btchy is at least tenfold that of which one
experiences after the thorough application of
a superior-quality liniment to one's most
anomalous assortment of furuncles.
of crazy Gucci hip-waders, with her
80's style corporate beige pantsuit.
Her touch makes most men crumble like
an stale oreo.
gorgeous porcelain doll with a
fantastic outfit and a perfect ass and
formidable rack, especially
considering she's a porcelain doll.
She would also have kind of tan doll
skin, too, which would be unusual for
a porcelain doll. Her hair would be
shiney and have a lustre that only
dolls and btchy can maintain. And
btchy would be owned by some sweet
little girl in a family and kept in
the best place to show her off in the
little girl's bedroom--the dresser--
and at night btchy the porcelain doll
would violently kill the little girl
and her family. Oh, yes, she would be
a murderous porcelain doll.
TV, next it was Sooner's squirrel, and
now, now she threatens her own life.
She is a soap opera star and a high
priestess rolled into one!
solution, you're part of the problem,
ok? If you don't get on board and
totally BECOME BTCHY'S FRIENDSTER
FRIEND RIGHT NOW, then I'll personally
kick your balls while wearing my work
boots. They feature steel toes, and
I'm not even kidding. BE BTCHY'S
FRIEND! EVERYBODY'S DOING IT!