Anthony Iaffaldano

Click Jockey

Movies, Music, Hockey, New York Ranggers, Books, Comic Books, Search Engines, Homestarrunner, Video Games, Brooklyn, Amusement Parks, Roller Coasters, Dogs, Golden Retrievers

Atlas Shrugged, A Prayer for Owen Meany, Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, Motherless Brooklyn, About a Boy, Blindness, The Amazing Spider-man, Fantastic Four, Powers, Y The Last Man, Phoenix

National Lampoon's Vacation, Rushmore, High Fidelity, Mallrats, Adaptation, Lord of the Rings, The ORIGINAL Star Wars Trilogy, KITH: Brain Candy, Royal Tennenbaums, Lost in Translation, Strange Brew, Spider-man, Blue Velvet, Kentucky Fried Movie, Kill Bil

Billy Joel, Ben Folds Five, Old 97s, Jayhawks, Radiohead, Pearl Jam, Davinci's Notebook, Moxy Fruvous, Matthew Sweet, Bottle Rockets, Sloan, Marah, The Thorns

Family Guy, Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Joe Schmoe Show, Simpsons, Reno 911, I'm With Busey, Alias, Insomniac, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, Myth Busters, Howard Stern, World Series of Poker

Sagittarius

I'm your average ordinary teenager, given the
proportionate strength and skills of a spider when bitten
by a radioactive spider during a class trip. I soon
learned that with "Great Power Comes Great Responsibility"
(Thanks Uncle Ben, I owe you one) and have been dressing
in brightly colored underpants, climbing walls and
punching criminals ever since.

Or maybe that's Spider-man. I'm drunk.

I think everybody could do with at least one monkey in
their lives. Sadly, I have no monkeys today.

If you can help, please let me know. The monkey issue is getting more urgent by the day.