• Melissa Sullivan

      "I have extremely low blood pressure which means I always look like I'm gonna pass out. I like to hang out with Matt in my..."

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      • Juliayn
      • Posted
      • Having a friend like Melissa is like having
        a three- scoop ice cream cone melting
        down your hand, like the feeling of a full
        pack of cigarettes in your back pocket,
        like the sun shining on your face. Happy
        and excited and a little corny I feel to be
        friend with her. I will be sitting at the
        Division street bus stop bench this
        spring waiting for her to come back.
      • Sepi
      • Posted
      • i miss meat wrist...
      • Theresa
      • Posted
      • Melissa is another Invid larvae that has
        taken on human shape to live on Earth. Her
        instincts are warlike and aggressive. She is
        unable to feel either compassion or a sense
        of identity with the humans. In the end her
        narrow-minded pursuit of conquest costs her
        twenty pesos.
      • Lorna
      • Posted
      • melissa is fucking amazing. I had the
        best time at the sick tatter shop with
        her. She never held out on her nilla
        wafers i sweat that about her. She also
        has this weird fixation on wrighting
        her name on everything. I still love
        her none the less. I hope we can hang
        out soon. xoxo
      • Brigid
      • Posted
      • Melissa... as cool as I wanna be
        (especially now that Bob's in the
        "gallery"); one of the few reasons to
        haul ass to Erie, PA (well, that and
        the black ice); took Chicago by storm
        but will always be Missy from the
        block to me. The girl kicks ass.
      • Posted
      • Recently, on the live talk show I host,
        I did a Top 10 List: "Top 10 Names of
        Women I've Had Crushes on in the Past
        Seven Years I've Lived in Chicago, Some
        of Whom I Have Dated, Most of Whom I
        Have Not and Never Will." Melissa was
        in the Top 5, and I got to do a comedic
        spiel about hipster crushes while the
        audience laughed heartily at my
        blundering incompetence. I
        figured, "Ah, I'll never see these
        people again anyways..." but low and
        behold, here we are on Friendster. Boy,
        is my face red. But I'm looking forward
        to your triumphant return, we're we'll
        drink pop or Pabst and I can "wow" you
        with my Mick Jagger point n' scolds at
        karaoke! Please. Listen to the sirens.
        Listen! Listen!
      • Posted
      • When I'm done kicking in this girl's
        teeth I'll tell ya what I think of her.
      • paul
      • Posted
      • Oh my fucking god. This chick is hot
        shit. I I had half a brain, I would
        have done all that killing she asked me
        to do and we would still in the same
        city.
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