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"I have extremely low blood pressure which means I always look like I'm gonna pass out. I like to hang out with Matt in my..."
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Schools (Other):
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College/University:
Gannon University, Attended - , Class of , Other, Advertising
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Occupation:
resource management/illustrator/collector
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Affiliations:
http://www.myspace.com/militiapennsylvania
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Hobbies and Interests:
OHL hockey, creating the Muzak that'll be played in the escape pods, becoming more myopic, riding my BMX, mourning the death of my Caprice, learning folksongs about murder & misfortune, writing/drawing comics, playing chess, knitting & sewing
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Favorite Books:
VC Andrews, or Harry Crews, or Nabokov, or Salinger, or Gobol, or William March, or Hayden Carruth, or James Tate, or EC Horror, or Clowes, or Homestar Runner, or decorating books from the 60's & 70's, or Hustler
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Favorite Movies:
Dagon, Christianna F., Over the Edge, Bad Seed, Pee Wee, Wiseblood, Heavy Metal Parking Lot, Young Poisoner's Handbook, Night of the Hunter, Shivers, Harold & Maude, Shakes the Clown, Silent Night Deadly Night, Blue Velvet, Martin, the Last Polka
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Favorite Music:
Gary Numan, 3 Suns, Loud Fast & Outta Control, Talk Talk, Hank Williams (1 & 3), Chris Connelly, Jam, Neutral Milk Hotel, Bauhaus, Dusty Springfield, Bowie, Roxy Music, Journey, Kool Keith, Carpenters, Death, Studio One, Unrest, Johnny Cash, Ganng of Four, AM740Toronto, Duvalby Bros, Scorpions
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Favorite TV Shows:
Mr.Show, Dr. Who, Simpsons, Night Flight, Lavern & Shirley, Eastenders, SCTV, Lidsville, Aqua Teen, Forensic Files, the Twilight Zone, Twins Peaks (first season), Divorce Court
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Zodiac Sign:
Pisces
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About Me:
I have extremely low blood pressure which means I always look like I'm gonna pass out. I like to hang out with Matt in my freetime. I don't smoke the grass, and Meth makes my skin break out. I don't tattoo anymore. I try to be where I said I'd be, doing what I said I'd be doing. I'll discipline myself just enough to have contempt for whatever it is I'm forcing myself to do. If you buy me a beer, you might as well buy me ten. Everything in my home has its place, either in a suitcase or a pile (a very neat and catagorized pile). The rabbit is my spirit guide... or something. I love butter toast. I'm ambidextrous. I like to threaten people with kicking their teeth in or knocking them into next week if I don't like their tone of voice (but I usually just mumble that to myself). And, I wonder why more people don't talk to me like that. I like to pretend I can't hear people speaking, especially while I'm working. Many of my friends think I'm a 78 year old woman trapped in the body of a 33 year old... hence, the Nana nickname (ie. Where's your jacket?) But, I'd rather be a vampire than a grandma. I only have a few friends that can make me laugh until I'm weeping in severe pain (total and complete ectasy)... I would kill for them if asked; and I let them punch me, pull my hair, kick me, etc (please refer to the Summer of '03 Slapping Contests)! I love to play in bands, but I eventually quit because no one else starts on time (10pm means 10pm). I never cared what people said or thought about me. And, I still don't. You know why? If you do, please tell me.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Par Lagerkvist's dwarf... I'll break his tiny, murderous hands. Or Boll's alcoholic clown... I'd make him do a trick for a beer. Or Gaston Bachelard... to discuss my fear of fire. Or anyone who wrote Adult Fiction during the 50s, 60s, or 70s. Seriously, if you don't already know me... I wouldn't bother, I become more socially retarded every year. Anyone who currently does know me thinks I'm a jerk. And, I DON'T wanna meet anyone who wants a touch up on their XXX (the "action" movie, if it was porn I'd consider it) tattoo... can't you see that I'm trying to have a drink with friends and that you're an ass? Why doesn't anyone ask me what my favorite national anthem is anymore?
Some are fancy on the outside. Some are fancy on the inside. Everybody's fancy. Everybody's fine. Your body's fancy. And so is mine. -Fred Rogers
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Testimonials and Comments for Melissa
a three- scoop ice cream cone melting
down your hand, like the feeling of a full
pack of cigarettes in your back pocket,
like the sun shining on your face. Happy
and excited and a little corny I feel to be
friend with her. I will be sitting at the
Division street bus stop bench this
spring waiting for her to come back.
taken on human shape to live on Earth. Her
instincts are warlike and aggressive. She is
unable to feel either compassion or a sense
of identity with the humans. In the end her
narrow-minded pursuit of conquest costs her
twenty pesos.
best time at the sick tatter shop with
her. She never held out on her nilla
wafers i sweat that about her. She also
has this weird fixation on wrighting
her name on everything. I still love
her none the less. I hope we can hang
out soon. xoxo
(especially now that Bob's in the
"gallery"); one of the few reasons to
haul ass to Erie, PA (well, that and
the black ice); took Chicago by storm
but will always be Missy from the
block to me. The girl kicks ass.
I did a Top 10 List: "Top 10 Names of
Women I've Had Crushes on in the Past
Seven Years I've Lived in Chicago, Some
of Whom I Have Dated, Most of Whom I
Have Not and Never Will." Melissa was
in the Top 5, and I got to do a comedic
spiel about hipster crushes while the
audience laughed heartily at my
blundering incompetence. I
figured, "Ah, I'll never see these
people again anyways..." but low and
behold, here we are on Friendster. Boy,
is my face red. But I'm looking forward
to your triumphant return, we're we'll
drink pop or Pabst and I can "wow" you
with my Mick Jagger point n' scolds at
karaoke! Please. Listen to the sirens.
Listen! Listen!
teeth I'll tell ya what I think of her.
shit. I I had half a brain, I would
have done all that killing she asked me
to do and we would still in the same
city.