So its 5 am and I'm bummed about some
shit and contemplating this shit
right? Anyways. I was thinking this
friendster shit is lame as fuck. And I
was about to pull my membership. But
then I saw your name and
thought "man... heres a dude that I've
always liked. And I havent talked to
him in like a year. And man
Tallahassee is getting me down. People
here are faking the motherfucking
funk" You know why these fuckers suck?
Cause you and alot of my other friends
moved away. Theres nobody to combat
the shittiness here. It just runs
rampant and nobody gives a fuck. And
thats the new Tallahassee. No hope.
And all the new kids are going that
way too. We're just fucked dude.
Any. I really miss you. When you get
back we should go do something cool,
like eat at a place. Love, Spike
mike what are you talking about? you drank
too much and did too many drugs and
played starship and toto when i was around
as well. but we were alive as fuck and
ripped tallahassee a new a-hole with our
dancing.
this guy's a high-quality fellow,
skinny, active, a "dj", entertaining,
AND he's from florida! what the hell
else could a woman ever want from
anybody, ever?
VOLUME 31 ISSUE 13 8 APRIL 1997
Gay Gene Isolated, Ostracized
BALTIMOREOn Friday, scientists at
Johns Hopkins University isolated the
gene which causes homosexuality in
human males, promptly separating it
from normal, heterosexual genes. "I had
suspected that gene was queer for a
long time now. There was just something
not quite right about it," team leader
Dr. Norbert Reynolds said. "It's a good
thing we isolated itI wouldn't want
that faggot-ass gene messing with the
straight ones." Among the factors
Reynolds cited as evidence of the
gene's gayness were its pinkish hue,
meticulously frilly perimeter, and
faint but distinct perfume-like odor.
alive as fu.. in '05
shit and contemplating this shit
right? Anyways. I was thinking this
friendster shit is lame as fuck. And I
was about to pull my membership. But
then I saw your name and
thought "man... heres a dude that I've
always liked. And I havent talked to
him in like a year. And man
Tallahassee is getting me down. People
here are faking the motherfucking
funk" You know why these fuckers suck?
Cause you and alot of my other friends
moved away. Theres nobody to combat
the shittiness here. It just runs
rampant and nobody gives a fuck. And
thats the new Tallahassee. No hope.
And all the new kids are going that
way too. We're just fucked dude.
Any. I really miss you. When you get
back we should go do something cool,
like eat at a place. Love, Spike
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too much and did too many drugs and
played starship and toto when i was around
as well. but we were alive as fuck and
ripped tallahassee a new a-hole with our
dancing.
totally going to steal you away from Miss
Heather Eve. Oh, wait a minute, you're not
gay. Nevermind.
skinny, active, a "dj", entertaining,
AND he's from florida! what the hell
else could a woman ever want from
anybody, ever?
man if only he wasn't in love with my
bitch ass sister. What the
fuck. . .I'm definitely WAY HOTTER!
Gay Gene Isolated, Ostracized
BALTIMOREOn Friday, scientists at
Johns Hopkins University isolated the
gene which causes homosexuality in
human males, promptly separating it
from normal, heterosexual genes. "I had
suspected that gene was queer for a
long time now. There was just something
not quite right about it," team leader
Dr. Norbert Reynolds said. "It's a good
thing we isolated itI wouldn't want
that faggot-ass gene messing with the
straight ones." Among the factors
Reynolds cited as evidence of the
gene's gayness were its pinkish hue,
meticulously frilly perimeter, and
faint but distinct perfume-like odor.