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"I wear glasses instead of eyeliner...I've gotten over my anxiety about my wrists being too thin....I have the ass and vocal..."
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More About Andrew
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Schools (Other):
University of Kansas - Lawrence KS, Blue Valley North High School - Overland Park KS, Liberty Elementary - Scottsdale AZ, Palomino Elementary - Phoenix Arizona circa 78
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Occupation:
Electronic assemblage and acting
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Hobbies and Interests:
Time traveling, Home schooling, Collage, Karaoke, Hoping I don't have Cancer, A rocky coastline with a thick marine layer obscuring the sun and hot coffee or an empty Disneyland and a beer, Tokyo, Taxidermy, Ferries across bodies of water.
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Favorite Books:
Jorges Borges, Lords of Chaos: The Bloody Rise of the Satanic Metal Underground, Guns, Germs, and Steel: The Fates of Human Societies- Jared Diamond, Howard Zinn's People's History, Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers, Fast Food Nation, A.M. Homes, Jack London, Hakim Bey, Lautreamont, Hesse, Poe, Silent Echos (Buster Keaton), Found Magazine, Marcel Dzama collections
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Favorite Movies:
BATTLEFIELD BASEBALL!! Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Harry Potter ....shit yeah!, Pippi Longstocking Rereleases, Buster Keaton box set, The Omen, Escape To Witch Mountain, any John Carpenter until 1988, Here Comes Peter Cottontail, some Takashi Miike, Mike Leigh, Figgis, Soderbergh, Lynch, Kiyoshi Kurosawa is becoming an intrigue, Akira Kurosawa too of course, Office Space....American Movie, www.avgeeks.com, Altman, Grosse Point Blank, The Annivesary Party, Vampires Kiss, Gummo, The Apartment, The Goonies, Miami Blues!!!, Hal Hartley, Yokai Monsters
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Favorite Music:
I want the soundtrack to Yokai Monsters "Along with Ghosts"! The Broadway musical black metal churned out by none other than Cradle Of Filth (so good for too many misguided reasons). Single Unit!, Morricone, Supertramp & Foreigner....either gawdawful or brilliant, Harper's Bizarre, Joe Meek, Early 70's Stevie Wonder, Screw the wooden overrated Sinatra...it's all about Dean Martin. Wobbly, People Like Us, Sigh, Cannibal Ox, Boredoms, Johnny Mathis, Free Design, E.L.O., Queen, Bandy, Judas Priest, Danielson Famile, Asa Chang & Junray, all things Ronnie James Dio/Rainbow, Maiden, Ron Geesin, Gainsbourg, Chet Baker, Gilbert and Sullivan, Gilbert O'Sullivan, Sparks, Slim Whitman, Vladimir Vysotsky, Beach Boys, Stock Hausen & Walkman, DJ Jester, The Books, 5th Dimension, Disneyland, Tom Jones, Mike Patton, Leviathan, Cut Chemist, Melt Banana, Os Mutantes, Les Miserables/Miss Saigon, Helmet, Amon Tobin, DonnaSummer/Jason Forest, Andre Popp, Ove Naxx, Mr. Timberlake
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Favorite TV Shows:
Deadwood, The Office, James Burke's "Connections", Arrested Developement, Mr. Show, Fuck Malcolm In The Middle, Soap please. Six Feet Under, Adult Swim, The Electric Company, Dinner For Five.
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Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
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About Me:
I wear glasses instead of eyeliner...I've gotten over my anxiety about my wrists being too thin....I have the ass and vocal cords of a black man, I'm slowly turning my apartment into Splash Mountain...without the lawsuits.
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Who I Want to Meet:
my Evans from the 4th grade. I'm sorry I was too scared to kiss you during that parent/teacher conference. People who don't feel the need to "hoot" when they are drunk. Reality tv-ready asswipes who sing friggin Creed with goddamn PASSION! Those wannabe gansta bitches at SmogCutter who wanted to kick my ass because their inebriated friend told me to fuck off and I retorted appropriately....let's get coffee. Friendly, showered folks. Deviants. James Burke the "Connections" host.
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Testimonials and Comments for Andrew
Andrew is a man who scares tots and hens.
Andrew.
Andrew.
The Jacqeau Cousteau of the drunken aquarium.
Maybe one day I'll break down and marry 'em.
Or. steal. His.....
BEER.
(and scene)
One fine Wednesday morning I woke up and saw my cell phone furiously blinking. I flipped it open and discovered that I had a text message from you, received at 4am:
How you
So nice to know that you still think of me sometimes, even in your drunken text messaging fits...I think my favorite one is:
Are you accessible
Quite endearing.
I miss you! Hope LA is better to you than NY is being to me.
and if you're lucky that sort of thing
won't stop there." - Unknown
Happy Birthday!
since last year(coupla weeks) how's the
life? oh, Wishin you a very Happy
New*Years!
lean over my shoulder and sing Karaoke
songs in my ear...just a little too
loudly. Why do you torture me so?
Hot Guy a few months ago. And while I
usually consult Emily Post for these
sort of things, she's strangely silent
about Friendster etiquette. I need to
know: When is it appropriate write him
a testimonial? Should I refer to
secret jokes and late-night
rendezvous? Or should I keep my
testimonial platonic and tame? Is it
rude to write one now? Should I have
testified after the first few weeks?
And how self-referential am I allowed
to be? Signed, Sure Everyone Xeroxes
You
song that goes I wish you were a beer?
No? Well, it's not a great song really,
it's about someone who is a total
bummer to be around and you wish that
they were a beer and not a person. At
any rate this is NOT the way I feel
around Andrew. I feel like Andrew is
great, infact if he did turn into a
beer I would totally cry, I would hide
him behind the Drawing room on
Hillhurst and make sure that nobody
drank him.
heard it from a friend who
heard it from another you been messin'
arouhound.
man is pure sex, part animal part machine,
this guy knows how to party. I have a picture
of multiple women licking his chest outside
the beauty bar. this nigga's ganna get rich!