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This is me in a WORLD-SHOCKING outfit. Eat your heart out, Randy Savage.
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"I SHOCKED THE WORLD! I'm a machine when it comes to getting it done. There's no one out there who does what I do, and I've..."
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More About Jesse
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Schools (Other):
School of Hard Knocks
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Occupation:
Shocking the World
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Affiliations:
WWF, Wrestlemania, International Society of World Shockers, Green Berets
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Hobbies and Interests:
Wrestling, acting, governing, commentatoring, hockey, coaching high school football, telling those stuffed shirts where they can put their "reforms", making the truth known to all the fools, snowmobiling, kicking the ass of the WI governor.
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Favorite Books:
How to Build a Unicameral Legislature in Two Short Years by Witowta Platform
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Favorite Movies:
Predator, The Running Man, Demolition Man, anything with my good buddy Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Favorite Music:
Aerosmith, Metallica, Kid Johnny Lang, Poison, Whitesnake, Warrant (for those special moments)
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Favorite TV Shows:
WWF, WCW, XFL, Jesse Ventura's America (those coporate fuckers took my gem off the air, but it's still some of the best TV ever)
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About Me:
I SHOCKED THE WORLD! I'm a machine when it comes to getting it done. There's no one out there who does what I do, and I've got it together. They said I couldn't do it, but by god, it had to be done and I made sure that it was done right.
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Who I Want to Meet:
My lovely wife Terry and I are interested in meeting people who think like we do and don't take shit from no one. Also, people who stand up straight and don't take shit sitting down. There are too many people in this world who are willing to just go along with the flow, and I am not interested in meeting those people. I am much more interested in people who would like to SHOCK THE WORLD by giving me another TV show. If you would like to invest in the cutting edge of what going on out there right now, just remember: there is nothing in this world like something no one has seen before. That's me, baby! I SHOCKED THE WORLD!!!
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Testimonials and Comments for Jesse
commentator in the WWF! You also did a
good commentary on the XFL! If you ever
ran for President of the United States,
you will definitely win and SHOCK THE WORLD!
think being in that movie is a
prerequisite for being head of the state!
together with. He ain't got time to
bleed, even.
Paul, even if our streets bend and we're
full of drunken Irishmen. Plus, if I
remember correctly your very own
autobiography talks of the drunken 8
year-old Jame Janos' that got drunk down
by the river, Minneapolis side!!
He bent his own rules and didn't force
me to wear that silly "Official Jackal"
badge in the capital because, let's
face it, a Gopher just can't pull that
off without looking silly. So he
custom-made an "Official Gopher" badge
just for me. Jesse - you da man!
United States of America, I'm going
to appoint you to my cabinet. I think
you'd make a wonderful Secretary of
the Interior. Unless I can create a
new position, maybe Secretary of
Intimate Garments. Only a man
who's worn as much spandex as you
could possibly understand what my
special garter drawers mean to me.
ass can fuckin HANDLE my shit. WHAT.
many people suffer from acute
schizophrenia, rarely has the world
been blessed with individuals such
as Mr. Ventura (aka "The Body.")
People who face their demons
head-on and acknowledge the fact
that they are one fucked up
individual...From skin tight, hot pink
wrestling attire and long locks to suit
coats, neck ties and a shiny dome,
Jesse has run the gamut to find his
true voice...He has spoken.
money wuss governor in the country in a
no-holds-barred Thunderdome style
showdown. I'd pay a shiny nickel to see
that...