Bryan carpender

ASU, School of Hard Knocks, Flatpoint High, Westerburg High, F.U.

Senior HR Professional

AIR AMERICA RADIO, SHRM, HRCI, HRC, TIVO

well, it said to separate interests with commas so here goes: i, n, t, e, r, e, s, t, s....is that correct? do I get some sort of prize? interests...well, many, actually...film, music, writing, sarcasm, ...watching films about writing sarcastic music

A Separate Peace, The Secret History, Catcher In The Rye, Misadventures In The (213), Twilight Eyes, I loves me Harry Potter...and anything with pop-up cutouts.

The Color Purple, All About Eve, The Abyss, Star Wars, The House of Yes, The John Hughes Ouvre, Romy & Michelle, Moulin Rouge, Thelma & Louise, ALIENS, Arthur, Chasing Amy, Halloween, Postcards From The Edge, Jaws, Matrix, 9 to 5...so many more

Aerosmith, Aretha, Annie Lennox, Kate Bush, Motown, Depeche Mode, Van Halen, Duran Duran, Michelle Branch, Tina Turner, 80's, Bonnie Raitt, Anastacia, Paul Stovall, Dixie Chicks, Def Leppard, Motley Crue, blah blah blah - eclectic, get it? =)

How I Met Your Mother, 30 Rock, Heroes, SNL, ALIAS, Buffy, Family Guy (Stewie IS god!), 24, Popular (R.I.P), The Bob Newhart Show, 80's comedies, Sex And The City, The Practice, Friends, Strangers With Candy, Boston Legal, Gilmore Girls

sardonic, somewhat caustic, intelligent, random, well spoken (if 4
letter words count), outspoken, passionate, principled, stubborn, responsible, Type A, arguably humorous, generous and fiercely
loyal to my friends (the ones who were around before friendster,
haha), idealistic, romantic, dedicated, focused when so inclined,
hopefully learning as I go through this thing called life....work in
progress....(pardon our mess! we're working hard to make
improvements for you. haha)

hmmmmmmm......someone who is monogamy minded, intelligent,
funny, strong work ethic - thusly employed, driven, creative,
romantic, given to whimsy on occasion, enjoys homebody time and the occasional evening out, spontaneous (schedule permitting), and able to kiss so hard i forget my own name for a minute...Parents Strongly Cautioned - may contain coarse language and sexual situations - haha. Now accepting applications. I come with free checking too.