Peter ♪♪

Sri KL, 5C-Wesley Methodist School, PM2-Taylor's College SJ, UoB

Differential equations and probability distributions... yea right

I can't remember reading any book I regret reading. But Clifford Matthews' Data Book has got to be the most interesting read :p

Smallville... I'm on my fourth circuit : )

I'm a homo sapien. I'm looking for beings of similar species. I'm kidding, I'm actually looking for someone to fix my leaking tap. No that's not a dirty thing. My bathroom tap is really leaking. Someone?





Up and up
step by step
not yet there
don’t yet nap

Fret and sweat
don’t give up
rest awhile
take a sup

Not long more
people’ll clap
give a lil
don’t yet snap

Look here now
see this map
you’re there now
it’s a wrap!


I like many things, but not legal stuff, biological sciences, almost all tv shows, history in general, bugs, japanese media, geography, heights, languages, american politicians, walking in malls, football, drama, heights, astrology, swimming, being in forests, feeling lost, overpriced clothings, sushi, psychology... wait, no... psychos, I don't mind psycho shows though, almost all computer modelling, seafood, business books, timetables and drawing. Oh, and did I mention? I don't like a lot of things too. Hahahaha. Oh I like people that everyone else likes. C'mon, we all like nice people. No one likes jerks. Well, almost no one.


Surgery
is an art
it’s not butchery
at its heart

We are all cheery
at the part
to the cemetery
with a cart

Books on anatomy
to learn by heart
if you find ur weary
now take a heart

No more drudgery
just a new start
it is quantum theory
with body parts!


Lotsa mates into biological sciences, but not me. I whack inanimate objects. Like the ground, with my feet. You've probably heard of it. It's called walking. I like busy cities. With english speaking peeps. Like this (or maybe not exactly like this):





If you’re thinking
what are endocrines
you’re not alone
for it’s quite like slime

Spare some indignation
for it’s quite simple
why it’s just hormones
helps grow a pimple

It’s to do with many a-things
like obesity and diabetes
but even worse than that
the foul oncogenesis

Such a pretty word
but beware this malignant mass
tumour knows no bounds
when endocrines get messed

So take a pause and think
many a-lives are foretold
by tiny things called glands
they make one shiver or be bold

Why your lunch and dinner
why your wife or husband
why your dreams and nightmares
exist all thanks to these glands

Without your pancreas
without your gonads
without your pienal
they’re less than duds

Books upon books on them
days and months people spend
to be consulted these docs
if ever you need yours mend


Used to bounce a ball around, but I suck at it so I gave it up for a few years. Then I went back to it, betting on beginner's luck. But I still suck at it. So I'm back to playing with my calculator and Sherlock book now. Oh and CS. I'm not great at that either. I fancy myself a keen bowler, but I don't got much cash for that. Oh, and I also fancy myself a cunning web-developer.


He may not be cute
Nor sweet like a fruit
But he’s more astute
Than an owl can hoot

Dun tink less by his suit
Charms a beast with a lute
Discovers a crime’s root
He’s Sherlock in d nude!


I also like to test my metric every now and then... with my 10 minutes poetry attempts.


Oh if only you were a hen
Then i’ll find me an anchorman
And your shapely rear i shall document
Directing here and there my cameraman





All pathetic poems above are mine
Including this couple of lines
Sure, they aren't all that divine
But I fancy myself a-Kline
Fine wine to few, to others just swine
Though I treasure appreciation of any kind
I'm not looking to be enshrined.
I'm happy just paddling, down my Rhine


By the way, I like Friendster trademarking the english phrase, "It's complicated". Really smart of them. I should trademark some too... like "Single and looking", "Married but still looking", "Divorced and finally free!", and "Widowed... oops, my hand slipped". And since I'm on that... I should trademark, "Hi, how are you?" and "See you later!" too, no?


She's got a smile of the deepest size
Reminds me of movies horror ones
Where everything
Was as black as the darkest night
Now and then when i see her face
She takes me down to that lonely place
And if i'd stare too long
I'd probably break down and cry

Sweet girl o' mine
Sweet love of mine

She's got eyes of the darkest look
As if they thought of death
I fear to look into those eyes
And see an ounce of joy
Her hair reminds me of a haunted witch
Where as a child I'd run
And pray for my mother
And then her
To quietly pass me by

Sweet girl o' mine
Sweet love of mine


Hello there

Jaja Binks


Also people who don't get knock knock jokes.


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Uganda.
Uganda who?
Uganda get away with this!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes me. Who ish you?


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey we have to keep telling these knock knock jokes?


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Who.
Who, who?
You don't who, owls do!





Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Saddam.
Saddam who?
Saddam, and shut up!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sascha.
Sascha who?
Sascha lot of questions!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita books instead of reading these dumb knock knock jokes!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I-8.
I-8 who?
I-8 lunch already... Is dinner ready?


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it's cold out here.





Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Your brain.
My brain who?
Your brain just left you for reading too much knock knock jokes!


If you didn't get any of that... you're my type!


All but the last aren't mine. (Talk about brain cramp - this is even better: ) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.


No, the poems never end.


Wot is your impression
Of people’s many obsessions?
Could they just be an expression
Of deep seated repressions?

Not a single profession
Is without oppression
It’s like the progression
Of an evolving depression

The many indiscretions
The many transgressions
I ask the question
Is life just a digression
From heaven a-secession?





Definitely wanna meet this lady:
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti smoking campaign.
I'll bet.


Why la so depress,
Must not stress,
It’s only a test,
Doesnt matter if get less,
If u make a mess,
It’s not the end of success.


Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would their maker.
The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?"
To which the man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play the Macarena for me one last time?"
"Certainly," replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?"
"Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."


There was a party that many rich people attended. The host had recently built a tank with many alligators, paranas, and many other things that could kill you. The host said that if anyone could swim across the tank, he would, to the best of his ability, grant them 3 wishes.
Well, nobody was up to the challenge, so everyone just started having a good time and doing that "party thing."
Suddenly, there was this big splash! The host looked and saw a man swimming to beat hell across the tank, and, lo and behold, he made it!
The host walked over to the man and said, "Alright, you made it, WOW!. What are your 3 wishes?" The man replied, "First, you see that shotgun of yours? give me it, Two, see those bullets over there? give me them, 3, show me the mother-fucker who pushed me in."





These are the only ten times in history the "F" word has been acceptable for use...
10. "What the @#$% was that?" -Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -Michelangelo,1566
4. "Where the @#$% are we?" -Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers.... my ass!" -Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -Bill Clinton, 1999
And... drum roll...
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." -Osama bin Laden, November, 2001


Yea I know, just filling this page wif nonsense. At least it's funny. Hopefully.