Let's forget about that now. We're all
different people. Colin's been known to me
at least through eighth grade. Let that be a
lesson to all you fuckers! Franchise
yourselves all you want but Mr. Johnson and
I have plans to wear pastels and snort
cocaine up from the bare bellies of tastefully
trashy call girls.
His name is Colin Johnson, but it
should be Colin Balls. The man has
testicals the size of volley balls!
Ladies, please resist the urge to
spike them when you 'take it to the
net', the man may be a love god, but
he's not invincible for chist sake!
Colin and I go back...way back...all
the way back to the time when he was my
husband in a Greek tragedy and he
killed our daughter. Jerk. I should
have known then. Even though I've been
known to be an asshole to him when I'm
drunk, he's always been respectful to
me. That deserves a lot of merit,
especially for Colin who can bust out
with the craziest shit to say. I didn't
read the "About Me" section of his
profile though because I couldn't find
the end of it, it just went on and on.
Although I have only hung out with this
gent a couple times, he is already one
of my favorites. I miss you Colin!
Come back and hang out with Beth and I
again!!!
I've known Colin since he was 16 years
old and he asked if I'd rather have
swiss cheese glasses or go out with
him. He reminds me of the Cure
song "Boys Don't Cry" because he does
cry a lot but that's because he is a
lover- not a fighter. He used to be in
a band called Atomic Orange and he
wrote mean songs about me after I
broke up with him, but I've forgiven
him. I know he only did it because we
are going to be in love forever-
although the idea of those damn swiss
cheese glasses is torturing me.
"i thought i was going to puke, but then i just
fell a sleep" when we find colin in the
bathroom laying down on the floor after being
missing for a half an hour....
So a few weeks ago, Colin and I were in
California and a bunch of us decided to
go to the beach. Colin said he was
tired and stayed back.......only....he
wasn't tired. Apparently Colin
masterbates with chicken skins and he
was jonesin for a fix.... We walked in
just as he was punching his dick and
sliding it against a desk... he's
weird!!
different people. Colin's been known to me
at least through eighth grade. Let that be a
lesson to all you fuckers! Franchise
yourselves all you want but Mr. Johnson and
I have plans to wear pastels and snort
cocaine up from the bare bellies of tastefully
trashy call girls.
should be Colin Balls. The man has
testicals the size of volley balls!
Ladies, please resist the urge to
spike them when you 'take it to the
net', the man may be a love god, but
he's not invincible for chist sake!
the way back to the time when he was my
husband in a Greek tragedy and he
killed our daughter. Jerk. I should
have known then. Even though I've been
known to be an asshole to him when I'm
drunk, he's always been respectful to
me. That deserves a lot of merit,
especially for Colin who can bust out
with the craziest shit to say. I didn't
read the "About Me" section of his
profile though because I couldn't find
the end of it, it just went on and on.
gent a couple times, he is already one
of my favorites. I miss you Colin!
Come back and hang out with Beth and I
again!!!
old and he asked if I'd rather have
swiss cheese glasses or go out with
him. He reminds me of the Cure
song "Boys Don't Cry" because he does
cry a lot but that's because he is a
lover- not a fighter. He used to be in
a band called Atomic Orange and he
wrote mean songs about me after I
broke up with him, but I've forgiven
him. I know he only did it because we
are going to be in love forever-
although the idea of those damn swiss
cheese glasses is torturing me.
fell a sleep" when we find colin in the
bathroom laying down on the floor after being
missing for a half an hour....
miss you so much and wish you were
still around. Spin the Bottle just
isn't the same without you. xoxo
back to us?
California and a bunch of us decided to
go to the beach. Colin said he was
tired and stayed back.......only....he
wasn't tired. Apparently Colin
masterbates with chicken skins and he
was jonesin for a fix.... We walked in
just as he was punching his dick and
sliding it against a desk... he's
weird!!