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Matt Hoffman

Male, 31, In a Relationship, Los Angeles, CAMore

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Shelly
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Hey Matt!!!! How have you been, looking sexy sitting top of that bear *wink* jk....Call me up sometime soon so we can chill, take care.

Interested In:
Friends
Member Since:
Jun 2003
Hometown:
L.A.
Company:
Late of Evil, Inc.; reformed and now working for LAUSD (step up or down?)
Matt's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/587537
Other education:
Hamilton High, SMC, CSUDH
Occupation:
Student Man
What I enjoy doing:
Dogs, kids, attempting to master foreign languages (French, Japanese... not-very-much Korean)
Zodiac Sign:
Libra
About Me:
I'm the one on top. And it's a giant ground sloth.
I'm working toward a BA... BS?... a B-something in Psychology. From there, the plan is as follows:

B-something ---> Teach in Japan ---> Return and get teaching credential ---> Galvanize the UTLA/Student-Parent-Teacher coalitions of greater Los Angeles and change the LAUSD from within ---> write best-selling autobiographical novel, in which I make lots of stuff up involving pirates and me fighting pirates and beating the pirates and stealing pirates' gold from pirates ---> get Oprah to put my "true story" autobiographical novel on her booklist (I hear she's easy!) ---> live off the fabulous wealth I make from my not-entirely-honest autobiography and buy an island somewhere, where I fulfill my dream of becoming a pirate ---> merge my two greatest loves (teaching and piracy) by spending my retirement years teaching pirates how to read.
Who I Want to Meet:
My goal in life is to get more friendsters than anybody in the world.
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As you can see, clearly, this is not going well.