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"Scumbag with a heart of gold
I am getting married to a bottle of vodka this summer.
If you have a cat, i probably..."
More about Tim
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More About Tim
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Occupation:
MC Hammer
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Hobbies and Interests:
Fucking shit up, fucking shit up "old-school", chain smoking, maxing the 110% extreme envelope, creepin' through the hood.eme e
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Favorite Books:
sedaris, palahniuk, bukowski, king, camus, easton-ellis, PKD, clevenger
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Favorite Movies:
Modern film ended after "Ghostbusters".
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Favorite Music:
IMA Robot, Dipset, Beanie Sigel, Run DMC, Mars Volta, Def Jux, Califone, Death From Above 1979, Sonic Yoof, Ron G blend tapes from the early-mid 90s, Interpol, Mars Volta, lots of other shtuff.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Carnivale, Arrested Development, The Office, Chink My Ride
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Zodiac Sign:
Libra
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About Me:
Scumbag with a heart of gold
I am getting married to a bottle of vodka this summer.
If you have a cat, i probably won't come over to your house. Im quite allergic to them, but i can be persuaded if you have claritin.
i know how to disassemble and clean several different kinds of handguns.
I run with scissors, cook with gas, and roll with the punches.
I currently ride the J, F, and PATH trains to work, where i get to destroy apartments with various implements. It is probably the single most cathartic way to spend 8 hours that I have ever experienced since i quit doing psychedelics.
I take drugs and drink whiskey and cuss alot.
No, i did not get a hebrew phrase tattooed on my arm to meet jewish girls. I also got it to upset arab girls into talking to me too. whatever works, yo. Actually, last Tuesday I had a dream that I remade the song "Bonita Applebum" into "Anita Mandlebaum", just describing a super JAP-py girl. I think I'm gonna make it happen if I get drunk enough in the studio one night.
I could probably eat sushi every day.
I once bought a pair of 300 dollar pants. (What an asshole, eh?)
I wear gold fronts sometimes.
I am very loyal and i wear my heart on my sleeve. this usually ends up fucking me in the end.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Chew me up
Spit me out
I do the work
You do the pleasure
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Testimonials and Comments for Tim
didn't you fall in love with me after we
rapped "glaciers of ice" together in front
of all those people on the mississauga
transit while we were cruising down the
chase?...remember?...your stop came
just before erin mills parkway, and i
never saw you again.
HiphopCanada will never be the same
without good ole Tyranny to tell the wack
kids that hey.... They're wack! One time,
I was at a Hot Times party and the dj
played NYC Girls and i look at Tim and
he knew all the words to the song. At
first that kinda freaked me out, but then I
realized, its what seperates Tyranny
from your dime a dozen rappers. And if
your song sucks, this man will punch
you in the back of your Von Dutch!
a starter black boyfriend.
made it happen.
I never should have left Deep River,
Ontario.
Carolyn a bit more notice when you were
in queens... cause i would have loved
watching you paint the streets of
brooklyn with vomit
muthafucka..except..are your tryin to
redrum me charlie murphy??
Tyranny...he came to live at my house
and he didnt make no jerk chicken with
linguini or no shit like that...but he
did smoke all my ciggarettes and joined
the mercenaries of underground hip hop,
the will rap for drugs, ho's, and dough
Army of 12 monkeys...
also...let me explain something...a
long time ago (like millions of
billions of days) a powerful sicko
named Mephisto kidnapped the most
powerful and engenious man of ancient
times...and split his brain into two
segments in order to stifle his power
and quell the eventual uprising that
this man would lead...this mans mind
now resides in two places...my skull
and tims .... which explains our
penchant for bizarre behavior that only
we find amusing...and our taste in
wimmins....ps this man whos mind was
split into two...his name was RICK JAMES
Hahahaha.
Thanks.
:)