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"i'm scared of the mentally delayed maintenance man in my building, yet i keep making eye contact and saying hello to him...."
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More About Caroline
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Schools:
Barnstable High, Attended Present - 1994
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Schools (Other):
barnstable, brown and various other instituions that start with the letter b.
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College/University:
Brown University, Attended 1994 - 1999, Class of 1999, Other, American Civilization
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Occupation:
i write
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Affiliations:
opus dei
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Hobbies and Interests:
short stories, long conversations, good drinks in heavy glasses, poker, boggle, practicing indifference toward small dogs
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Favorite Books:
the corrections, a life in smoke, flesh and blood, the western coast
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Favorite Movies:
stuck on you, hannah and her sisters, caddyshack, terms of endearment, breakin' 2: the electric boogaloo, all about eve, auntie mame!
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Favorite Music:
hall and oates
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Favorite TV Shows:
poker after dark. the comeback. big love. 7th heaven.
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Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
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About Me:
i'm scared of the mentally delayed maintenance man in my building, yet i keep making eye contact and saying hello to him. sometimes i can be an idiot, depending on the lack of physical aggression of strangers. now that i work from home, i am less aware of the maintenance man and more aware of the little yapping dogs around here. don't like them, don't think they're cute. i love to write short stories. i love to write anything. i want the new kids on the block to have a reunion tour. i am an auntie. i am a kepnes. i have a fucked up sleep schedule but it works for me. i love to gamble. i think i already said that. today i ate a starbucks coffee cake, part of a healthy choice meal, some french fries, some rum, some vodka and a piece of an orange and a latte. that's what i call a good food day. burp. i think i update my profile here because every so often i feel really sorry for friendster what with myspace and facebook hogging. that's me. i swear, looking at a paper plate could make me feel guilty. but i am not a tree hugging hippie, not at all. i love cartman. i don't recycle. i am so fucking happy now that its 90 degrees every day. but next week it's going to be 70. grrr. i own a mac but i prefer the pc guy. i love the movie dodgeball. my right ankle is fucked up. i want to go dancing all the time. lionel richie is great. who knew he was such a bad father? i like free association games and talking to strangers and i prefer coffee purchased outside of the house over coffee brewed in the house.
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Who I Want to Meet:
people who will read my new story about lips
http://www.thievesjargon.com/workview.php?work=906
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Testimonials and Comments for Caroline
"Imagine you're at the bar, raise one hand high like you're holding your drink," she told the class, music pounding as she acted the part of a club-goer working through a crowd.
"Don't spill the drink," she told the group, a mix of women who clearly had plenty of experience and others still tottering on shoes that didn't show much wear.
Enter the crypts of hell, to impregnate the dead
Fresh burial sight, my hunger grows tonight
Undying lust for cadaverous molestation
Sights of death building my sensations
Ferocious need for decomposing bodies
brothers shorts. What more could you possible
ask for. Short and sweet, just like Caroline.
time. I love u, even though I missed da reunion.
This is one smart chick right here. Gonna make
millions and whatnot.