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      Crystal
      Female, 31, Single, Brooklyn, NYMore
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      • The-AntiChris
      • Posted
      • Crystal and I once battled to win the affections
        of a mime. I really can't say who won... I don't
        speak mime. But, chances are, if Crystal is
        battling, for anything, she is winning.
      • Bob
      • Posted
      • Crystal told me that she thought I was
        more attractive than Niel the first
        time she met the both of us. We both
        met her at her Halloween party last
        year and Niel was a hip punk rocker and
        I was a white bearded old man named
        Stanley Tomkins who worked in a box
        factory for 45 years. Kind of makes
        you wonder what she looks for in a man,
        doesn't it? Crystal is going to be
        subletting the room next to me in 5
        days. It's frightening to me because I
        never lived with a girl before, but I
        am looking forward to her living out
        her domestic dreams here in this messy
        man-bachleor-pad. I know that I am
        ready to put on the daddy pants and
        play house with her. I want to clean
        dishes in a sink that isn't plumbed in
        with her, I want to prepare some crazy
        vegan dinner that's not only good but
        good for you with her, and I want no
        god damned socks in the common
        area...ever...This means you, Jay! You
        fuck...You filthy hick! Ahem...
        Crystal will be an interesting addition
        to the house dynamic. Crystal will
        just literally fit it here; she doesn't
        have to duck under anything on the
        walkway of the second floor.
      • Muriel
      • Posted
      • if i was stuck on a desert island and
        could only bring one person...id bring
        crystal. She's pure entertainment and
        has an amazing bathing cap. oh
        yeah...she has really nice boobs.
      • Niel
      • Posted
      • Crystal is one of the raddest girls I
        know. She used to love me but now
        she won't even accept the loft bed I
        was going to build her. She's
        dangerous, she'll drag you to vegan
        resteraunts every day so you never
        get anything done. Seriously,
        though, she ain't jokin about that
        foriegn vampire shit, so if you're from
        latvia or muldavia or something, give
        this girl a ring. If you piss her off,
        she'll get you blacklisted, so look out.
        crystal, you're the coolest
      • Thrillhouse
      • Posted
      • since im a true lady myself...i never
        do the asking...we should totally have
        a bike riding date into manhattan,
        kinda like kermit the frog and miss
        piggy..is that cartoon enough or
        what!?!?
      • Thrillhouse
      • Posted
      • you owe me a pistachio ice cream date!!!!

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